Best New Member Ever?

[Achtane]

Gotta say ryan summit. His poetry touches my soul.

Indeed.
There are a couple of ryan summit sonnets that I'd like to make stickers out of and slap on a guitar or two.

[christianatl]

Also I vote Whores Best New Band That Joined Long Ago But Just Came Back...

Thanks boo. Finishing up the new record right now.

[the Life Aquatic]

Any dude with 2000+ posts and all from n iPod touch and all worth reading and not bullshit Drabble and all in less than a year is hard to beat.

Ryan Summit for Miss ILF 2013

[Hiwatt Bob]

i write every poast as if it were my last.

[hollowhero]

It blows my mind that ryan is new...I never looked at his join date, but I always thought he was an old timer like sylnau, behndy, or chankgeez.

[behndy]

oog. one of my greatest fears was to still be playing pickup basketball on outdoor courts when i was old enough that people would call me O.G. or Old G.

thanks.

now i haz a sad.

i WISH i'd been here since inception. so much neat shtuff i misssssssed.

lol. alas, my join by date is misleading. i had an account here a year or two before i ever started really posting.

SIGH.

[Obulus]

It's ryansummit's one year ILF anniversary today!

[Iommic Pope]

im so fucking good
ill curl yer toes
make you cry n shit

It's ALWAYS better when I'm crying.

Ryan is a word smith. All killer, no filler.

[hollowhero]

Ryan is a word smith. All killer, no filler.

Sum 41'd

[ryan summit]

yous guys know how to make a girl feel special
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlNZTLcinoc[/youtube]

hey bob
you can tell everyone
about the pussy pm i sent you
its ok
im so used to shame at this point
dont be afraid to use the f word
either of them

[ryan summit]

i gotta switch gears here
you guys are the best
much much love
but im not good with squishy sappiness
its fucking scary man
so for my anniversary party
id like behndy to know
how much ive enjoyed his concoctocabulary
the ilfnem crew for comin to hudson
all ilf for turning one big muff with tonewicker
into a fucking monstrosoty
out of my control
and some really helpful addiction therapy
from the you know who you ares
and the rigs of the ILFGODS
for making me want MORE

this is what 2500 posts in a year
will do to an ipod touch

thunderfingers
yes thats packing tape
and yes it still works

you guys rule
thats why im here
i still hate the internet
but this aint just the internet now is it?
love
a douche
that
hits
return
a
lot

[Hiwatt Bob]

1. You should stop smoking. Definitely cigarettes. Weed if possible.
2. Our PM's are between you and me.

[ryan summit]

oh shit
thank god that wasnt my crack pipe
i mean A crack pipe
wait what crack pipe?
huh
wait you have crack?
pm me

[D.o.S.]

i WISH i'd been here since inception.

But you have...

NSFW: show

Inception is a 2010 science fiction thriller written, co-produced, and directed by Christopher Nolan.
Inception's première was held in London on July 8, 2010; its wide release to both conventional and IMAX theaters began on July 16, 2010.

[editors note]: première?

"è"?

Blow yourself, wikipedia

[behndy]

FUCK YOUR SEMANTICS.

mmmmm..... semannnnnntiiiiiiiiics......