Secret Santa Society! WISHLIST POSTS IF YOU WANT

[psychedelicrelic]

Ok. First things first. I thought there was a fucking post limit on this? Why was dude even included? That's just a bad decision right there. This shit happens with old forum members too, but I think it's riskier to include newbies.

Second I live in the Kansas City area where he is from. Give me his address. Not joking.

KC MOOOOO OH OHHHHHH

TechNINE!

[chuckjaywalk]

KC Regulators mount up!

[tuffteef]

JUST HIT THE EASTSIDE OF THE LBC

[tuffteef]

WUSSUP WIT 213

HOO HOO

[sonidero]

That's how I remember the secondary functions on the El Cap everyone is always crying about... Low End Contour, Bias, and Crinkle... I think of a Pimp named Lowbias Crinkle from the LBC...

[chuckjaywalk]

I hope this doesn't ruin my chances of getting in next time. My post count is low, but I've got like 10 good trades/purchases. I guess I need to lurk less and say more.

[morange]

You have time! Get chatty!

[chuckjaywalk]

Ironically, people in real life tell me to shut up quite frequently when I talk about pedals.

[morange]

It's worse when they don't - you can feel the hate seething out of them at you.

[chuckjaywalk]

Luckily, I am usually blissfully unaware.

[ryan summit]

i remember tryin to talk to stripes
at her show over here
about her pedalboard
it was very odd
and we stopped that pretty quick

is BANta clause comin to town then?
fuckin bullshit
hate being reminded that this is still just the internet
"knock it off already,ok buddy"-summitdad69

[tuffteef]

summitdad69

[chuckjaywalk]

Yeah, I recall an awkward exchange with Bobby Bare Jr. about gear. He was playing a dive bar in Columbia, MO with a Harmony acoustic that had a lipstick pickup over the sound hole. This guy walked up to him with a case and whipped out one of those TGP guitars, a Tele type thing with humbuckers and a top more figured than Christina Hendricks. Guy keeps trying to get Bobby to play it and Bobby keeps politely declining. Eventually, the guy puts away the guitar, obviously put off.

15 minutes later, I'm pissing next to Bobby. I casually say, "So, you like Big Muffs, huh? I do too!" I'm not sure what I expected. He just kind of nodded and walked off. He didn't wash his hands.

[behndy]

ugh. i'm the opposite. i do something silly and flashy like waving a Source wireless ring around for half a song then get WAY too into anwering questions after we get done.

"what was that blue glowey thing on your thumb? like a theremin?"

"no! it's a really neat idea! this company found a way to use the accelerometer's that are usually found in smart phones to simulate a quicker or more precise expression pedal movement! it's running into a low pass filter that is sweeping up and down and up and down and then UPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOW-hey. where are you going?"

all in one breath.

SKEELZ.

off-putting people SKEELZ.

[sonidero]

15 minutes later, I'm pissing next to Bobby. I casually say, "So, you like Big Muffs, huh? I do too!" I'm not sure what I expected. He just kind of nodded and walked off. He didn't wash his hands.

Prolly had more to do with yall holdin weeners talkin bout Muffs...