Choices

[metalmariachi]

to change things up, it's your last day on earth and you will never be able to have either ever again.

Which do you choose?

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MM

[THEBEERHAMMER]

WE ALL LIKE BITCHES HERE.

[sonidero]

Depends on what Day it be...

[GardenoftheDead]

Dude, I can make shit with bacon in it like any day of the week

[metalmariachi]

Ok I changed it a bit.

MM

[Chankgeez]

I hope that's not a photo of your wife, MM, because she has man hands.

So, even though I don't meet all the requirements for option #3, that's probably the one I'd go with.

[metalmariachi]

I hope that's not a photo of your wife, MM, because she has man hands.

So, even though I don't meet all the requirements for option #3, that's probably the one I'd go with.

ok is that better?

You guys are pickier than a bunch of old women.

MM

[Chankgeez]

I actually an an old woman.

[dubkitty]

i want to be the girl with the most cake.

[snipelfritz]

let's just say, quite a bit of sausage will be eaten that day, but I won't be the one eating it, and it won't be an actual sausage, it will totes be my dick.

[behndy]

let's just say, quite a bit of sausage will be eaten that day, but I won't be the one eating it, and it won't be an actual sausage, it will totes be my dick.

subtlety, thy name is Snipppley Fritzly.

[IEatCats]

Those look like good hot dogs.

I want the hot dogs.

I want hot dogs.

[Bassboar]

I've gone my whole life without so much as a girlfriend.
But I don't think I can live without those hotdogs.

[magiclawnchair]

[snipelfritz]

Those look like good hot dogs.

I want the hot dogs.

I want hot dogs.

Your world views are skewed nick you've been in a long term relationship for far too long to have an objective view on the situation/think clearly. You can get hot dogs anywhere.