Wife Troubles Because of This Place

[hashshashin]

Thanks to you fine folks, my wife now thinks I'm really into pubes.
Good work, gents.

NSFW: show

She's now refusing to shave.

[Achtane]

Can you feel it rolling in...?
The inevitable 13-page shitstorm?

[Chankgeez]

I don't see this as such a bad thing. Fuzz is good. Very good.

[behndy]

how deeply does she sleep?

lighter fluid + playdoh stencil = Awesome Patch Of Briar Mess

[morange]

how deeply does she sleep?

lighter fluid + playdoh stencil =

Or drug induced sleep and shave.

I wish someone would drug and shave me. Smooth as a baby + no humiliation = fun.

[Andrew]

Hasn't this topic premise been done before?

[behndy]

BUT THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL.

so personal in fact, that when Hashishi-shish sets his grrL and her fuzzy bits right, i give total permission to incorporate my name into the design.

i've always wanted a Mount Behndy named after me.

[Psyre]

go down on her with gum.
Lose gum
she must shave
buys you a couple weeks at a time

[Jwar]

EDITED BY THE MANAGEMENT.

[behndy]

MOUNT.

BEHNDY.

[gusman2x]

A forest is so much better. Thank your lucky stars!

[hashshashin]

I'm not opposed to the forest, but it's just a bramble patch, yet.
I'll keep it in mind, Behndy.

[behndy]

......... jWARious said Pics Or GTFO.

i'm classier than that.

[behndy]

also, i'll bite.

what made her think you wanted tumbleweeds in her canyon?

[Achtane]

Maybe it was The Great Pit Hair Debate of 2012.