should we tear down/bulldoze/nuke detroit? poll

[snipelfritz]

Obnoxious sports fans noooooooooo. Although my dad is a Lions fan. Mucho respectos there.

Not dissing all sports fans (packers fan here and general baseball lover), just saying you all sound silly acting like them being drunk and obnoxious is some sort of recent phenomenon.

Reminds me of an Onion article about the D cell battery being inducted into the Red Sox hall of fame for being pelted at so many opposing teams' players.

[D.o.S.]

nuke? Kid Rock is from there right?

i have never, ever fucking liked kid rock.

and the only think i ever actually liked by eminem was his second record because he was so incredibly fucking high but also at his maximum of genius. think it was called the marshall mathers lp.
everyone from my "hood" was all over his dick from the beginning, i didnt really get the big deal about songs that were poorly produced about rape and drugs, i mean thats just ICP.... and ICP was around big in michigan going back to the early 90s. way before magnets were invented.

Eminem has never had a poorly produced song.

[rustywire]

Obnoxious sports fans noooooooooo. Although my dad is a Lions fan. Mucho respectos there.

Not dissing all sports fans (packers fan here and general baseball lover), just saying you all sound silly acting like them being drunk and obnoxious is some sort of recent phenomenon.

Reminds me of an Onion article about the D cell battery being inducted into the Red Sox hall of fame for being pelted at so many opposing teams' players.

Your father has my sympathy...

And while extra annoying fans (hell, it is short for fanatics) isn't recent phenomena at all, they've only gotten worse.
You'd think with the rise of smartphones that people might put a check on themselves in public. Nope.

Also, while there's been a broad-reaching push to "clean up" on the field/court/ice action in all 4 major sports, with different respective motivation...(jk profits) ...ticket holders have taken a hard turn in the other direction.

[ryan summit]

just nuke kid rock
save pigmaker

[terminalvertigo]

Keep the nuke small if it does get nuked, I'm from Windsor (right across the river in Canada) and its nice there at least.

Magic Bag is a cool venue, as is the State Theater and St Andrews hall, I've seen a bunch of shows at em and only have had good experiences at them.

[magiclawnchair]

ALICE COOPER

[pigmaker]

xx and grizzly bear at fillmore june 12
im going if anyone wants to join
just putting it out there dont even know if any detroit people are here

but i fucking love the griz yo!

gonna be so many gay dudes there, need to wear the chastity belt for my ass. still working on the name for it. asstity?

[pigmaker]

just nuke kid rock
save pigmaker

you rule

[pigmaker]

nuke? Kid Rock is from there right?

i have never, ever fucking liked kid rock.

and the only think i ever actually liked by eminem was his second record because he was so incredibly fucking high but also at his maximum of genius. think it was called the marshall mathers lp.
everyone from my "hood" was all over his dick from the beginning, i didnt really get the big deal about songs that were poorly produced about rape and drugs, i mean thats just ICP.... and ICP was around big in michigan going back to the early 90s. way before magnets were invented.

Eminem has never had a poorly produced song.

yeah, i was drunk when i wrote that. i should have said, the production style was not of my personal preference. his first album was kind of clunky production wise, in my opinion.

the cabbie who has been hauling my ass around knows eminems producer.

d12 guys use the same cab company.

i dunno, a couple other famous people i cant remember right at the moment. oh yeah, the flogging molly guys. someone else too. shrug. ill remember later.

pretty fucking legit cab company tho. they actually look in the back seat when you get out to make sure you didnt leave something behind............................................

and that is not very common in my experiences in these united states

[snipelfritz]

xx and grizzly bear at fillmore june 12
im going if anyone wants to join
just putting it out there dont even know if any detroit people are here

but i fucking love the griz yo!

gonna be so many gay dudes there, need to wear the chastity belt for my ass. still working on the name for it. asstity?

Dude, where there are so many gay dudes, there are many laydays.


An you can nuke them.

BAM!

[pigmaker]

thats a good point. i tried to pick up a pretty good looking chick with a couple gay dudes in royal oak on sunday but it didnt happen.

but yeah, good point. i didnt really think about it like that, for some reason. prolly cuz im a country boy.

[pigmaker]

speaking of being a country boy, holy fucking shit, seems like every bartender in detroit is a fucking scammer. fuck man. fuck.

and this is not detroit proper, where you would expect it, of course. this is a nice, safe, gay, clean suburb. motherfucker man. does it matter that i tend to auto tip a buck a drink? nah. fuck nah it dont.

kinda wanna change my vote on the poll now.

[devideva]

detroit from the french de troit which means a whales vagina

After all of Texas. First things first.

[pigmaker]

This fucking cunt who was being a cunt at the local sports bar tore into me. Like a cunt. Just a fag ugly tatted up angry lesbian. People like this are starting to make me like Detroit less.

She's a bartender on her day off, at like 1:30 PM, and she was just being a loud angry useless cunt. The first thing I said to her was, "what, you dont like this song?" and i pointed up. the last thing I said to her was, "You need to go find a bridge to jump off of. We don't need you on planet earth" or something incredibly deep like that LOL

What a cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt.

[pigmaker]

sarcasm on the "deep" thing obviously. yeah, it was interesting. then she stealth added me on facebook to talk shit about it, i caught it within 2 minutes though, because i was up at like 730 am today. god, what a cunt. well guess who i happen to know since i moved here? the daughter of the owner's bar who is head waitress OH SNAP, FUCK YOU MAD LESBIAN CUNT!