So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH / NS
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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH
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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH
blooghost wrote:this thread is useless without htsamurai...

first time I click in this fucking thread and what do I find
I'm not circumcised (which I think some of you might have photographic evidence of....I know smile_man does and I think spunkies might) and I kinda wish I was, but now I'm too scared to do it.
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well. you're an adult now. means you get to pick who does the No Satan In MY Peen Thank You Very Much suckin's.
WIN.
PURE UNADULTERATED WIN.
WIN.
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Tom Dalton wrote:I also have a scar under my eye where the doctor rebuilt all the broken bones in the left side of my face, but I took the trade-off and exchanged the scar for having cheekbones.
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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH
htsamurai wrote:blooghost wrote:this thread is useless without htsamurai...
first time I click in this fucking thread and what do I find
I'm not circumcised (which I think some of you might have photographic evidence of....I know smile_man does and I think spunkies might) and I kinda wish I was, but now I'm too scared to do it.
Oh shit, now I feel like an asshole!
I literally only meant that a thread with a centralized dick motif is useless without you. I had no knowledge of the being uncircumcised thing
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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH
Circumcision is the kind of thing an adult needs to make for himself. Freedom of religion should be giving people the choice if they want it for themselves.
Mutilation is the right word, but you shouldn't feel bad about what your parents had done to you - they're the ones that should feel bad.
I've never heard anyone defend female circumcision without sounding like a loon, why the double standard?
& for the uncut guys, just clean your junk properly, you must have access to running water,
Mutilation is the right word, but you shouldn't feel bad about what your parents had done to you - they're the ones that should feel bad.
I've never heard anyone defend female circumcision without sounding like a loon, why the double standard?
& for the uncut guys, just clean your junk properly, you must have access to running water,
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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH
I was circumcised.
The messed it up and left part of it. They had to finish it was I was around 13.
I have never felt a pain quite like that again in my life and hopefully I never will.
I sat around with an icepack on my dick for about a week.
Seems unnecessary to me. I am against it.
It has caused other problems too, but I've posted enough personal information for now.
The messed it up and left part of it. They had to finish it was I was around 13.
I have never felt a pain quite like that again in my life and hopefully I never will.
I sat around with an icepack on my dick for about a week.
Seems unnecessary to me. I am against it.
It has caused other problems too, but I've posted enough personal information for now.
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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH
Forrrest wrote:I've never heard anyone defend female circumcision without sounding like a loon, why the double standard?
Because one is at least several orders of magnitude more fucked up.
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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH
Forrrest wrote:& for the uncut guys, just clean your junk properly, you must have access to running water,
Yeah... as though that really only applies to those of us with uncut wangs
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D.o.S. wrote:Forrrest wrote:I've never heard anyone defend female circumcision without sounding like a loon, why the double standard?
Because one is at least several orders of magnitude more fucked up.
f'realz. you're entitled to your opinion i guess, even if it's an asinine one that makes you look like a cock twaddle.
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i always thought the stripe on mine was kind of jaunty, sort of like the contrasting color on a ringer t-shirt.
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Re: So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH
Plus it give a good waypoint for "just the tip"
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