at our BFE walmart these were the two options:
jelly belly assorted
gimbal's assorted (like the cheaper version of jelly belly, same sort of flavor assortment)
gimbals were like 2/3 the price and they didnt come in a horrible looking package so i was like ah fuck it why not
well heres a good why not
one of their flavors is called JAVA.
it tastes exactly like they must have used old, stinky, damp, shitty coffee filters to flavor these.
i dont even know if they used the old stinky grinds or not. you can almost taste the fucking damp stinky paper of the coffee filters.
so of course which of the 30 ish flavors of beans is the most common in the assortment?
motherfucking JAVA.
unless you like sorting through your motherfucking assorted jelly beans when you eat them (who doesnt?) then avoid this shit like the plague.
rest of the flavors were ok though.
IM STILL MOTHERFUCKING PISSED!
MOTHERFUCKER!
(first time in years i have actually considered taking up a product on money back satisfaction guarantee)
