just said this to a friend, I'm now officially 'that guy'

[ryan summit]

im that guy hats never heard the word chillwave
i dont think ive ever herd any shoegaze either
im that kinda old guy

[Greenfuz]

chillwave sounds like a genre of shitty wavves style bands

is that what chillwave is

[behndy]

i don't know what any of that meant. i'm still fuzzy on what constitutes Shoegaze. but i don't listen to a lot of shtuff with guitars.

but i am soooooo that guy with IDM shit. like a DOUCHER.

[rustywire]

Nopegaze

Edit:

[ryan summit]

dildogayz^

[jrmy]

i dont think ive ever herd any shoegaze either

All right, I'm sure that I'll get hundreds of responses/corrections from the other ILFers who are "that guy" too, but THIS GUY sez listen here Mr. Summit:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LseSx_hPJyQ[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In9yq3oNqCg[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguzIlTBrTo[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsN_DfnHQU[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukFbjPFQQgo[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrOk4Ko5jiw[/youtube]

[Greenfuz]

Nopegaze

Edit:

couldn't just be a normal hipster and use a walkman and listen to cassettes, nope had to bring his whole record collection to the bar

[ryan summit]

ohmy god jrmy
is that all for me
you really wanna turn me on
huh dude
ok ima jump in
if this shit slows down my work rythm
im gonna charge you for the lost time

ACT 1
*RS presses play*
*puts his ipod in his pocket*
*slips on one nitrile work glove *
* then the other*
*removes 22oz framing hammer from belt loop*
*pulls hammer back for full swing as music starts to play*
*smashes left thumb with waffled face of hammer*
"FUCK YOU JEREMY AND YOUR FUCKING SHOEGAZE GODDAMIT"
luckily the music was so lame in that half second
ryans swing speed was decreased by 50% midswing
reducing the damage to a slight bruising
END SCENE

(excerpt from "It Could Have Been Avoided" by jrmy)

but seriously
ill give it a listen
thanks

[IEatCats]

Nopegaze

Edit:

The thing that pisses me off the most about this picture, is that the record player has no counter weight, no antiskating and no bounce or weight distribution to the plate. This fucking portable record player will ruin the FUCK out of your records, and the person who owns one is a moron.

The kind of person that tells you things like "Vinyl has much better tone" but can't explain how, or the kind of guy who says shit like "I don't own a TV" but doesn't read, he just watches TV shows on Netflix.

[jrmy]

Oh sweet baby jebus Mssr Summit. You just made me laugh so hard. Like deep down belly laugh.

Thank god the music was so lame. I don't know what we'd do with a broke-thumbed Summit.

Feed him to Behndy, I guess.

ohmy god jrmy
is that all for me
you really wanna turn me on
huh dude
ok ima jump in
if this shit slows down my work rythm
im gonna charge you for the lost time

ACT 1
*RS presses play*
*puts his ipod in his pocket*
*slips on one nitrile work glove *
* then the other*
*removes 22oz framing hammer from belt loop*
*pulls hammer back for full swing as music starts to play*
*smashes left thumb with waffled face of hammer*
"FUCK YOU JEREMY AND YOUR FUCKING SHOEGAZE GODDAMIT"
luckily the music was so lame in that half second
ryans swing speed was decreased by 50% midswing
reducing the damage to a slight bruising
END SCENE

(excerpt from "It Could Have Been Avoided" by jrmy)

but seriously
ill give it a listen
thanks

[ryan summit]

oh man
i didnt listen yet
didnt mean to tag it as lame
yeah if i didnt have my hands
id be all mouth
behndys basements the only place id feel wanted
he could play bean bag toss at me
pin the tail on the face of a scumbag
or human pastry bag

[htsamurai]

Nopegaze

Edit:

The thing that pisses me off the most about this picture, is that the record player has no counter weight, no antiskating and no bounce or weight distribution to the plate. This fucking portable record player will ruin the FUCK out of your records, and the person who owns one is a moron.

The kind of person that tells you things like "Vinyl has much better tone" but can't explain how, or the kind of guy who says shit like "I don't own a TV" but doesn't read, he just watches TV shows on Netflix.

EXFUCKINGACTLY
ALSO
WHAT STYLUS YOU GOT ON THAT BRO
OH THE ONE THAT CAME WITH IT
MADE OUT OF PLASTIC

NO MAN IM SURE IT SOUNDS AS GOOD AS MY M447 ON MY 1200 THAT I TOOK AN HOUR TO SET UP SO THAT I WAS HAPPY WITH THE WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION ACROSS ALL FORMATS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[ryan summit]

that girl cant even look at him

[D.o.S.]

I do like how he brought the record player to the table with the lady sitting across from him just so he could ignore her.

Also, I don't see where the headphones go into the record player.

And while I I dig listening to records, I don't know that I'd want to listen to them outside like that. In the world. At a restaurant/bar.

I also like this song.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT26L1vtgkE[/youtube]

What a jam.