What is your secret superpower?

[Andrew]

I know if someone is going to be good or bad before I try it.

[D.o.S.]

I drop hammers.

[ryan summit]

wait behn
if she was facing you
that means
she
poo'ed
on one...of..your..(gulp)....
balls

[snipelfritz]

POOP BALLS POOP BALLS POOP BALLS

BEHNDY'S CHOCOLATE-COVERED BALLS.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00[/youtube]

SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS?
THEY BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN.
IF YOU EVEN NEED A QUICK PICK-ME-UP,
JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH.

[Mudfuzz]

What is your secret superpower?

The ability to bring everyone down with heavy realism and sarcasm at will

[behndy]

wait behn
if she was facing you
that means
she
poo'ed
on one...of..your..(gulp)....
balls

POOP BALLS POOP BALLS POOP BALLS

BEHNDY'S CHOCOLATE-COVERED BALLS.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00[/youtube]

SAY EVERYBODY HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALLS?
THEY BIG AND SALTY AND BROWN.
IF YOU EVEN NEED A QUICK PICK-ME-UP,
JUST STICK MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH.

lulz. you know, it was the weirdest thing. i just got some on my stomach/landing pad yarea right above my peen.

don't know if i really WANT to get poo'd on again, but it was nowhere near as awful as it could have been.

helped that she was really cute and kinda innocent about stuff.

[snipelfritz]

BEHNDY THAT'S WHY WE DON'T FUCK GIRLS WHO AREN'T POTTY TRAINED. "TWO AND CAN POO? GO DO THE DO. THREE AND CAN PEE? GO WET YOUR WILLY." That's the rhyme.

unless it's like a feral, raised-by-wolves kind of situation. That would be HAWT.

[D.o.S.]

BEHNDY THAT'S WHY WE DON'T FUCK GIRLS WHO AREN'T POTTY TRAINED. "TWO AND CAN POO? GO DO THE DO. THREE AND CAN PEE? GO WET YOUR WILLY." That's the rhyme.

unless it's like a feral, raised-by-wolves kind of situation. That would be HAWT.

Dude, you need to get out of the midwest.

[behndy]

lol. i SWEAR up until this point every time she needed to make yellow or brown she used a toilet. unless it was Watersports Night. but that was still in the tub. way easier clean up.

that's why i didna want to tell her. it's only special situations where you want to feel like a child that has no bowel control. and it didna feel like these were one of them.

[nuclearfamily]

The ability to judge stuff by their covers.

[psychedelicrelic]

The ability to judge stuff by their covers.

*cough*

[IEatCats]

From what I can gather from today, I might be Bruce Willis in Unbreakable.

[behndy]

WATCH OUT FOR THE POOL.

also, just as a heads up and all, but Mr. Glass is the bad guy.

careful now.

(that's the only movie Shimalallalahahhan did that's worth a damn. although, his messianic leanings are so dumb and heavy handed that they're easy to ignore, so i have a soft spot for Lady In The Water too.)