What is your secret superpower?

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greyscales wrote:
pelliott wrote:I have the incredible power to short out sensitive street lights by walking near/under them. SERIOUSLY.
Dude, same here. Happens all the time.

This smily feels relevant now: :group:
...but if we hug we may knock out the power on all the east coast...
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pelliott wrote:
greyscales wrote:
pelliott wrote:I have the incredible power to short out sensitive street lights by walking near/under them. SERIOUSLY.
Dude, same here. Happens all the time.

This smily feels relevant now: :group:
...but if we hug we may knock out the power on all the east coast...
Pelliott, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

This might actually be a supervillain thing.
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greyscales wrote:
pelliott wrote:
greyscales wrote:
pelliott wrote:I have the incredible power to short out sensitive street lights by walking near/under them. SERIOUSLY.
Dude, same here. Happens all the time.

This smily feels relevant now: :group:
...but if we hug we may knock out the power on all the east coast...
Pelliott, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

This might actually be a supervillain thing.
Mwaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
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Achtane wrote:No refractory period.
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Achtane wrote:No refractory period.
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I ate a page from a bible and the power in Dartmouth went out. I can't tell if this is a super power because I've only attempted it once.

Some day... we'll try it again.
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Achtane wrote:
kbithecrowing wrote:
Achtane wrote:No refractory period.
You asshole.
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Josh Pelican wrote:
Some day... we'll try it again.
whos WE?
that really creeps me out
for some reason
are you bonkers and capable of 2x evil
or you have a sidekick
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ryan summit wrote:
Josh Pelican wrote:
Some day... we'll try it again.
whos WE?
that really creeps me out
for some reason
are you bonkers and capable of 2x evil
or you have a sidekick
"Bible Eating Sidekick" would be an awesome band name.
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I once shouted "Shut Up!" at a thunder storm and it cleared up immediately.
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whilst havine The Humping i made a grrL come so hard she poo'd a little?

i didna have the heart to tell her. she was on top so i just cleaned up as sneakily as possible after she rolled off of me.
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youre so sweet behn
if i ever poop in bed
i want you to be the one
to whisk it away
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*holds you close*

*cuddles*

*whispers*

shhhh.... shhhhhhhh.... just a Temple Run Fever Dream with a brown filter... just a bad dream. go back to sleep.

*off hand Wet Wipes all the badness away*
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