What is your secret superpower?

[devideva]

I will tell you mine later because until some others put in mine is too immense to be believed.

[pelliott]

I have the incredible power to short out sensitive street lights by walking near/under them. SERIOUSLY.

Also I have the amazing superpower of jinxing any sports team whose team colors I am wearing at the time. I purposefully wore black and gold to make the Steelers lose the Super Bowl in 2011. Also, ff I buy your favorite player's jersey, watch out, his ACL is toast.

[Casavettes]

My farts travel through brick walls and kill people

[Ancient Astronaught]

I have the power to see glowing neon like lights on blank white walls.... my youth was pretty crazy.... well atleast from what my friends tell me.

[Greenfuz]

I have the incredible ability to sleep for extended periods of time, often missing entire days

[behndy]

i process electricity in an odd way. old school CRT monitors would either make me feel icy, shock me, or build up a painful staitc like shock that i could release on people. i've accidentally held the metal prong of a power cord as it goes into a power supply and it tickles.

i.... only need 2-3 hours sleep a day and midget thai trannies are like an entire pantheon of mythical goodness to me?

[Twangasaurus]

After I eat anything with tamarind in it everything I eat subsequently tastes like I brushed my, immediately ate an entire bag of licorice and fell mouth open into a scummy duck pond. It's OK though because it stops me indulging in fried ice cream after a curry when I go out.

[Greenfuz]

how the heck do you fry icecream???

[jfrey]

I can stay awake for more than 5 days at a time if I want to.

I can adjust the size of my pupils by thinking about it.

I can write with either hand.

[Twangasaurus]

how the heck do you fry icecream???

I'm not 100% on this but they crumb it and then put it in the freezer until frozen solid. The oil is super hot so that the outside (crumbs) is deep fried before the ice cream starts to melt. Not something you want to eat often if you like your arteries.

[01010111]

I'm ambidextrous and I can't get brain freezes.

[Achtane]

No refractory period.

[ryan summit]

i have an uncanny tolerance
to illicit substances
i can burn a bridge like instantly
and i can fit 4 quarters up my nose at once

[skullservant]

I could be a competative eater. Not in speed, but in quantity.
I can remember the stupidest things from my childhood, every single delay pedal I've ever used, but not what I had for breakfast two weeks ago.
I have the ability to NEVER sit still, ever.
I have the ability to ALWAYS look at someone before they immediately look back and create awkward vibes.

That's enough for now...

[Deltaphoenix]

I rape myself when I take big poops.