What are my chances of gettingn laid if playing this guitar

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:49 am

practically nil unless you're playing at Comicon.

jrmy · Post by **jrmy** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:21 am

Laid by a human? 50%

Laid by Gumby? 200%

rustywire · Post by **rustywire** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:20 am

ryan summit · Post by **ryan summit** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:43 am

chicks=42%
dudes=34%
but im 100% sure
you could penetrate yourself with the horn
itll be a tight fit
but at least youll definately get some

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:45 am

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34%

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:49 pm

dubkitty wrote:practically nil unless you're playing at Comicon.

pigmaker · Post by **pigmaker** » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:35 pm

ryan summit wrote:but im 100% sure
you could penetrate yourself with the horn
itll be a tight fit

nah, i have a huge butthole. HUGE

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crayola64 · Post by **crayola64** » Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:37 pm

Depends who/what by...
Girls: 13%
Guys: 83%
Animals: 89%
That guitar: 9000%
None of the above: 50%

Source: it's what I do

pigmaker · Post by **pigmaker** » Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:53 pm

why didnt weird al do "your butthole is a wonderland"?

Blackened Soul · Post by **Blackened Soul** » Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:00 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6MxLYB8hM[/youtube]

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:07 pm

jrmy wrote:Laid by a human? 50%

Laid by Gumby? 200%

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2efM_AUAb8[/youtube]

phantasmagorovich · Post by **phantasmagorovich** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:18 pm

If you have a taste for the exotic... I can definitely see asian girls spreading like the red sea when confronted with that thing.

pigmaker · Post by **pigmaker** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:29 pm

who the hell doesnt like to punch out some asian pussy??

Caesar · Post by **Caesar** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:12 pm

Two p90s= 180%

Unless they see that guitar

well... it's green · Post by **well... it's green** » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:17 am

if you played that guitar? erm.. if you gave me that guitar? maybe.

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