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This seems relevant.....

Exotic Animal Petting Zoo plays both a Jazzy and a Strat....and they sound pretty gnarly. I don't know if it's a "plus," but they sure look hip....

about 40 minutes in and about 57 minutes in....

http://vimeo.com/49743738

my two cents to the topic at hand is that the Schecter Robert Smith guitar is gross looking....something about it offsets my eyeballs

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Is it a Tele?
Teisco?
Strat?
Jaguar?
Nah, it's just ugly.
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You may have just offended the majority of this website :lol:

:thumb: just trying to add perspective :hobbes:
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gunslinger_burrito wrote:This seems relevant.....

Exotic Animal Petting Zoo plays both a Jazzy and a Strat....and they sound pretty gnarly. I don't know if it's a "plus," but they sure look hip....

about 40 minutes in and about 57 minutes in....

http://vimeo.com/49743738

my two cents to the topic at hand is that the Schecter Robert Smith guitar is gross looking....something about it offsets my eyeballs

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I think that was the point though.
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isn't that the Ibanez Noodles signature?
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it's like if a small child tried to draw an arch top or something
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What the fuck :lol:
That's genius. I bet you could actually sell that idea based on the added sustain and chimey quality of the brass.


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and this...is just...terrible...
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Zakk Wylde meets Dimebag Darrel? Speaking of....not to bash Dimebag (even though I don't give a shit about Pantera), but his guitar is also a gross shape.
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Flying V's are the fucking ugliest ever to me. No offense Mudddy buddy, I know you dig them.

Other than that, I kind of agree with the Fender post. So dull.
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Ironbird13 wrote: :thumb:
I cant stand strats, as soon as i try to gallop i smash my little finger into the volume knob (why u so close)




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jwar wrote:Flying V's are the fucking ugliest ever to me. No offense Mudddy buddy, I know you dig them.

Other than that, I kind of agree with the Fender post. So dull.



:cry: :cry: :cry: but, but but V's are the best :cry:
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It's probably best to put this in a hidey tag...
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sonidero wrote:I WIN!!!

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Dude that's actually kind of sick.
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