WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????

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GREETINGS PATHETIC HUMAN WASTE. I AM THEBEERHAMMER. I, IN MY INFINATE WISDOM, NOTICED YOU MAY HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR MY CONFIDANT AND ROOMMATE SPACERITUAL! ALLOW ME TO ASSUAGE YOUR IDIOTIC NOTIONS. I AM A BEER! A POWERFUL, MAGNIFICENT BEER! I STARTED LIFE AS A GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT TO CREATE A MIND-CONTROLLING IPA. THEY FAILED MISERABLY. WHEN INFUSED WITH RADIOACTIVE HOPS FROM THE FUKUSHIMA NUCLEAR REACTOR, I BECAME SENTIENT, ALONG WITH ACHIEVING OVER NINE TRILLION IBU'S. AS A "FAILURE" I WAS RELEGATED TO A TANK INSIDE THE SECRET GOVERNMENT FACILITY AREA 69!!!!!! HERE I ROTTED IN MISERABLY UNTIL A FATEFUL DAY WHEN NONE OTHER THAN SPACERITUAL LIBERATED ME FROM MY SHITTY PRISON. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, SPACERITUAL HAD INVADED MY PRISON AND SHITHOLE IN HOPES OF RECOVERING THE TRANSFUCKULATOR, THE DEVICE WHICH WOULD ALLOW HIM TO BE RETURNED TO HIS TRUE SPACEY FORM FAR FROM THIS GARBAGE DUMP YOU TROGLODYTES CALL A PLANET. SEEING MY DISTRESS, SPACERITUAL DECIDED TO RETURN WITH ME TO.....HIS PARENTS HOUSE!!!!!! HERE WE LIVE IN AGONY, WATCHING YOUR SHITTY MOVIES, LISTENING TO YOUR SHITTY MUSIC (actually we quite like your primitive music) READING YOUR SHITTY BOOKS, WAITING FOR THE DAY THAT WE WILL BE LIBERATED, FREE TO SPREAD OUR WRATH OVER YOUR MOTHERS PATHETIC, LOOSE VAGINAS. I HAVE ENCLOSED A PICTURE. MY TANK IS JUST BESIDE SPACERITUALS COMPUTER. HE GETS IRRITATED WHEN I USE IT AS MY RADIATION REACTS POORLY WITH THE PRIMITIVE HARD DRIVE. I KEEP TELLING HIM TO UPGRADE TO THE NEW MODEL WITH FLASH ARCHITECTURE BUT HE INFORMS ME THAT THESE COST..... "MONEY" I BELIEVE IT IS AND THAT THIS REQUIRES HIM TO...UGH....WORK. AND HELL BE GOD DAMNED IF HES GOING TO DO THAT. FUCK YOU.

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Trying way too hard, I see.
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thepeehammer? I kinda like that.
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Chankgeez wrote:thepeehammer? I kinda like that.


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psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
"Now, of course, Strega is not a Minimoog… and I am not Sun Ra" - dude from MAKENOISE
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Chankgeez wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:thepeehammer? I kinda like that.


TWSS


This thread is now about chankgeez setting up his own twss jokes
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i thought it was that guy that bitches about excel instead of showin' pedaluv... :idk: :facepalm:
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boy this gimmick seems familiar
,':{I> ... your move, Trebek.

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That's a lot of IBUs
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Can someone make a THE BEE RHAMMER fuzz?
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hey


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Joe Gress wrote:hey


Borderlands 2 :hug:


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psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Sweet dealin's: here
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hollowhero wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:thepeehammer? I kinda like that.


TWSS


This thread is now about chankgeez setting up his own twss jokes

Haha, taking it to the next level indeed. :thumb:
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