ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.

THEBEERHAMMER · Post by **THEBEERHAMMER** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:34 pm

So Im studying/eating fried chicken with this girl last night and she asks me a question about a problem and I was like "oh thats easy you just go to your spreadsheet and average your monthlies". Long story short, this LYING BITCH doesnt know how to excel. Like, she claims to have a college degree, and just to be going here to get a cert for her job. So heres my question... HOW THE FUCK THIS BITCH GOING TO COLLEGE BUT CANT EXCEL? IS THIS A SETUP? AM I BEING SET UP?

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:36 pm

Excel fucking sucks to use though bro
just like Powerpoint

pelliott · Post by **pelliott** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:37 pm

i think she wants it bro

excel is a code word for making sex

ryan summit · Post by **ryan summit** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:41 pm

so did you fuck?
im lost
excel at what?

Ancient Astronaught · Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:46 pm

I'm horrible at Excel, I use it maybe once a year at most. I always end up taking like an hour getting refamiliar with it before actually doing what i gotta do. Shit ain't easy yo..... (yet somehow I can fly through Ableton or Protools with no issue on memory alone....)

hollowhero · Post by **hollowhero** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:06 pm

If she's an English major, then I can see how she's been able to avoid excel her entire life...

Casavettes · Post by **Casavettes** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:49 pm

SPACERITUAL IS THAT YOU?

htsamurai · Post by **htsamurai** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:02 pm

Ancient Astronaught wrote:I'm horrible at Excel, I use it maybe once a year at most. I always end up taking like an hour getting refamiliar with it before actually doing what i gotta do. Shit ain't easy yo..... (yet somehow I can fly through Ableton or Protools with no issue on memory alone....)

dude, right?
hotkeys and all, ableton, protools, logic, reason, gband...
but give me excel, or even word after not using it for a few months, and I'm on google for a cool minute trying to figure that shit out.

Ancient Astronaught · Post by **Ancient Astronaught** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:16 pm

I attribute it to selective intelligence hahaha

greyscales · Post by **greyscales** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:41 pm

I've only used Excel a couple times, and never for actual spreadsheets. I hate using it.

There's a reason why I'm not in math-related studies.

pelliott · Post by **pelliott** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:51 pm

Well with an attitude like his I don't see how she could resist laying out his spreadsheets

pelliott · Post by **pelliott** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:52 pm

laying out his spreadsheet is codeword for touching the penis if you didn't catch my drift

LOCOPELAND · Post by **LOCOPELAND** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:21 pm

Excel sucks! Fuck that shit!

skullservant · Post by **skullservant** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:23 pm

I took a bunch of desktop publishing and computer business classes in high school so Excell is second nature to me... But I DO NOT like how they switched everything around in the new version.

THEBEERHAMMER · Post by **THEBEERHAMMER** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:39 pm

pelliott wrote:laying out his spreadsheet is codeword for touching the penis if you didn't catch my drift

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