Almonds wrote:I'm not awesome for not owning a dog
You and me both

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Almonds wrote:I'm not awesome for not owning a dog




Casavettes wrote:back in the day


ryan summit wrote:are we aloud to make pedapile jokes
since thats you and not a real kid



that is crazy awesome.sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.




Wes Mantooth wrote:I got him to open up and pur for a little today though! Any advice on frightened kitties is very welcome. Ill have pics of them soon!




Wes Mantooth wrote:I can't say I've ever had a good experience with birds and would rather have a pet snail but those birds are dope, shame most I've come in contact with are total pieces of shit.

sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.




Mike wrote:Wes Mantooth wrote:I got him to open up and pur for a little today though! Any advice on frightened kitties is very welcome. Ill have pics of them soon!
I have advice. I have this book I bought at a library sale for a quarter called Training You to Train Your Cat, written by a veterinarian and published in 1968. It's a pretty groovy book, man.
In the book, he demonstrates his methods on completely feral cats that he caught as adults in the wild. He takes them from no human interaction to ringing bells, using the toilet, and shaking hands. It all boils down to one technique and one mental hurdle.
Think about all of the nature shows you have seen that involve wild cats. One common theme among cats is that when they successfully hunt, they gorge, and then they don't eat again for 2-3 days. Yeah, they need water, but the idea of feeding cats daily or even several times per day is a human idea that is misapplied to cats.
In short, you need to starve your cats until they are so hungry that their instinct to flee is overcome by their instinct to eat. Then you feed them by hand, one piece at a time, until they have sufficient nutrition to make it another couple of days. And then you starve them again. I know, it sounds terrible, but it really is not unhealthy at all.
The cats quickly associate you and your hands with food, and the instinct to flee is lost in favor of a steady meal ticket. At that point, you can either train them to do stuff, or return them to a more human-like feeding schedule.
Training you to train your cat. Get it?
Here's one of Oscar in the middle of his work day: