Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

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jwar wrote:You can't have any sexual experience for 10 days after getting snipped.


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Be sure to take it as easy as possible for the first few days. I laid low for about 24 hours then started doing shit around the house. I've never felt horrible lightning striking balls aching like I did the next couple of days because of that mistake. But the hydrocodone helped with that. :)
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TEN DAYS
NUP SORRY...



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I got circumcised when I was about 27 and definitely had to wait a while before even CONSIDERING fucking THINKING about sex. Wanna talk about the guy who got a boner and ran out of skin, sheesh, it's not just a bad joke...
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excane wrote:
jwar wrote:You can't have any sexual experience for 10 days after getting snipped.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mAJU_ZKhEM[/youtube]

Dude! I had completely forgotten about that song. It's what got me through my England school trip.
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jwar wrote:AS MUCH SEX AS POSSIBLE
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A common misunderstanding is that semen consists of sperm - the lil' swimmers - only, which is not the case. Semen consists of sperm and liquids, seminal plasma. Getting snipped doesn't effect that. You can totally shoot on Your partners face, rack or whatever even if the sperm count of Your semen is at permanent all time low.


And Jwar - congrats, a toast for quick recovery and SEXTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

I almost got snipped but divorce got on the way and now I'm no longer 100% i couldn't father a few more :whateva: but still considering.
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Haki wrote:Dude! I had completely forgotten about that song. It's what got me through my England school trip.


:thumb: We used to play this so much on cassette, the tape basically broke.
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Rest in piece, jwar. You'll be missed.
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DON'T SNIP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, take the injection ;_;


(or, just learn the benefits of using your PC muscles and having orgasms without ejaculation and stuff :)* )
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alexa. wrote:DON'T SNIP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, take the injection ;_;


(or, just learn the benefits of using your PC muscles and having orgasms without ejaculation and stuff :)* )


But that's half the fun.
Also there's no way I would trust any dude to be all "DON'T WORRY, I GOT THIS." :lol:
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I've been pulling out for 20 years and have had stunning success. What's the big whoop?
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