Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

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Ooo from India? I'll only use it if it has to be injected straight into the balls though.
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I was in a hurry xD it's more easily reversible then getting your tubes tied.

alexa. wrote:WHOA! There's this new stuff they inject into you that's 100% working, and 100% reversible!
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http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/04/ff_vasectomy/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/0 ... 00708.html
http://www.gizmag.com/risug-male-contraception/18824/


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Done! Wasn't bad at all. Took like 15 mins. No pain.
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Awesome! Glad to hear it didn't hurt.
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awwwwww fuuuuhhhhcckkkk
i missed the build up to this
the pre op ball busting
dammit
congrats man
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yeah theres that new thing thats p much injecting a rubber stopper in yr vas deferens, and also the normal vasectomy which is even easier to reverse.

its actually like... the easiest and most effective birth control, but nobody knows about it because it doesn't bring in money for the doctors
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so can you like skeet skeet in a chicks box and no repercussions ?
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There's a waiting period where the nerts are still holding some functional goods. Apparently most scrote-related medical malpractice suits filed are for unwanted pregnancy after vasectomy, cuz some guys didn't realize they still had some in the chamber. So yeah the doctor is supposed to instruct the patient to clear the magazines by any means necessary.
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H18 wrote:There's a waiting period where the nerts are still holding some functional goods. Apparently most scrote-related medical malpractice suits filed are for unwanted pregnancy after vasectomy, cuz some guys didn't realize they still had some in the chamber. So yeah the doctor is supposed to instruct the patient to clear the magazines by any means necessary.



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what happens when you beat off now? Is it like when I was 13 and just little puffs of air came out that felt amazing?
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Psyre wrote:what happens when you beat off now? Is it like when I was 13 and just little puffs of air came out that felt amazing?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe when you're really old it's like that again.
Maybe dust just comes out, and it's like trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube, you gotta squeeze it out.

Pretty sure everything works as normal, just without that pesky fertilization thing. I read it might decrease your sex drive though. Probably 'cause your balls are sad now.
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LOL!

You can't have any sexual experience for 10 days after getting snipped. Then they say to have as much sex as possible. It can take up to three months to get rid of residual build up. So you have to use a condom for three months, then get tested.

Feeling pretty good so far. Icing my balls a lot. haha...fuck...hahaha
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jwar wrote:Icing my balls a lot. haha...fuck...hahaha

much as i don't hope to have children (& am glad you got through that ok jwar) so many comments in this have made me cringe...
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jwar wrote:You can't have any sexual experience for 10 days after getting snipped.


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