Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

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Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

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yea...not sure if this deserves it's own thread, but I'm super nervous. My balls will never be the same. My wife and I have had three children and we feel like that's enough. My parents are conservative Catholic and think I'm going to go to hell, but I don't care. Wish me luck bros. My balls. MY BALLS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 3 O'Clock and my manhood will forever be altered. God!!!


Anyone else had this done? How did it go?
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if yer just gettin yer tubes tied, thats a reversible process fyi
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Gearmond wrote:if yer just gettin yer tubes tied, thats a reversible process fyi


I don't think it's tied. It's full on cut in half. Like my balls will just be floating there in limbo. lol I think....I need to ask the doctor today.
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Oh, warwick.hoy had it done too.
Good luck man. They put you to sleep, right? Not just a local anesthetic?
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Achtane wrote:Oh, warwick.hoy had it done too.
Good luck man. They put you to sleep, right? Not just a local anesthetic?


No you're awake. They say it's not bad and only takes 15 minutes though. The doctor gave me a script for Valium, so I'll be calm at least.
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haven't been through that but have been through some not-fun ops. hang in there dude, you'll be fine!
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This thread makes my balls feel funny!

Hang in there buddy.
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I haven't had that done, but I have had balls-related surgery. It wasn't fun. :no: I got full anesthesia though. Good luck, I'm sure it'll be fiiine!
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Good luck bro! I've been thinking about it (have no desire to have kids), how much does it cost? I'm not even sure that my insurance would kick in on something like that.
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Actually my insurance paid the bulk of it. I only had to pay 151 of it and it cost around a grand.
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I'm going back to the urologist today to find out what's causing my kidney stones, might have to see....
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Ugh, the only thing that weirds me out is the fact that you're awake. Sounds fucking bizarre.

And I wasn't sure if this thread title meant vasectomy or you were getting circumcised.
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WHOA! There's this new stuff they inject into you that's 100% working, and 100% reversible!
Might wanna check this out.

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/04/ff_vasectomy/
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I think I'm gonna write a song now about shooting up curray into your ballsack and call it "11% Reversable."
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