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fucking singers. i want to play with someone that's a musician first, sings a little just to fill out space.

dunno about stupid shit musicians say. besides y'all, i don't talk to many. i AM amazed at how little people know about pedals or gear or weird shit in other bands i've gigged with.

uh..... "hey. that's a weird guitar. oh it's a bass? then why does it have 6 strings? and the frets are fucked UP man."
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"why do you need so many pedals?"
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Also, the upsetting amount of guitarists that think that every amp needs an FX Loop or else.
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sonidero wrote:
MSUsousaphone wrote:Fuck you, bitch. Fucking singers.


Is Chad being meaners to you and Deltz???


Chad has been a moody bitch lately :cry:
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Andrew wrote:Also, the upsetting amount of guitarists that think that every amp needs an FX Loop or else.


And the amount of people who couldn't even tell you anything about their own gear.
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"i need ITEM_X because PLAYER_Y uses it..."
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fever606 wrote:"i need ITEM_X because PLAYER_Y uses it..."


And the one's that model their entire sound to a particular guitarist.
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"You need to learn what all the notes are, 'cos what if you break a string?"

"WUT?!"

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"EIGHT STRING GUITAR? WHY NOT JUST BUY A BASS. HURRHURRHURUHRUHRURHURHUR."

"SIX STRING BASS? YOU MEAN A GUITAR? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU."
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snipelfritz wrote:"why do you need so many pedals?"



Valid.


Achtane wrote:And the amount of people who couldn't even tell you anything about their own gear.



Valid.


Josh Pelican wrote:"SIX STRING BASS? YOU MEAN A GUITAR? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU."



Valid.


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Them: "You should tune down so you can just follow my fingers."

Me: "You should just learn the fucking names of the notes you're playing and tell them to me."
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snipelfritz wrote:Them: "You should tune down so you can just follow my fingers."

Me: "You should just learn the fucking names of the notes you're playing and tell them to me."


me: you should follow THIS FINGER

:facepalm: you'§re absolutely right
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DarkAxel wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:Them: "You should tune down so you can just follow my fingers."

Me: "You should just learn the fucking names of the notes you're playing and tell them to me."


me: you should follow THIS FINGER

:facepalm: you'§re absolutely right

I HATE THAT SHIT. At least learn the notes enough that you can figure out what you're doing if you need to.
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I know no notes :'(
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Ragged Trousers wrote:I know no notes :'(


I don't either but I'm modest about it.

"Let's change this part to a different time signature to confuse the audience."

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