stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say

[htsamurai]

I dont work at gc anymore so I think I'm gonna start posting the wones I remember, mostly so I dont forget them

todays piece of beauty
"rickenbackers only look good in black"
"yeah the jetglo is def one of my favorites"
"naw man fuck jetglo, black is the way to go"
...

[snipelfritz]

Wait, they have Ric's at GC???

[D.o.S.]

"I don't really care about live tone... unless it sucks."

[Achtane]

"The whole 90's, man...we just wanna stomp that out. That was an error, it was a mistake, you know, those clowns who didn't seem to care about music at all, you know what I mean? It was about them with their guitars, you know, making noise but not in any way as radical as great rock and roll bands do or as radical as the noise composers did...it was just a goofy mistake that we'd like to obliterate from consciousness."

[Andrew]

I was offered to buy a single .55 Bass String after asking for the right strings for Drop A# (after they weren't carrying the strings I used).

Also getting told that I need a Baritone because I tuned to C#

[IEatCats]

Also getting told that I need a Baritone because I tuned to C#

Now, that's just silly.

[DarkAxel]

i work at a music store, so...

"No, no, this is too similar to the marshall i already have... i need something.... more.... like different in... a bit more... you know what i mean?"

about a LP standard "no, i don't need a discount, you know, when i'm already buying a guitar like that... thanks very much though..."

after half an hour of assuring him we really can't give him more than 6% discount on that LP traditional "mhmm... i'll pay in cash, so you should be able to give me 2% better discount because it won't get subtracted by your bank like when i'd pay by a card"

etc etc etc etc

[Casavettes]

musicians say stupid things
about
90% of the time

[htsamurai]

"You know if I strum it like this it sounds like a Gibson, andif I strum it like this it sounds like a Taylor, but if you stand to the left it sounds like a Martin. Amazing I know, I'll take $200 for it."

"Man get that squier piece of shit outta here"

[fiddelerselbow]

While watching a Jazz improv gig this guy I know leans over to me and asks if I'm enjoying it and follows it up with: "Because ya know, you can't really enjoy without understanding it. You need to study it like I do."

[MSUsousaphone]

I read this thread title as:

stupid things musicians or singers say

I can't stand when someone in the band is taking a little bit of time getting a part down and a bitch ass singer starts saying shit like "I had my parts down...."

Fuck you, bitch. Fucking singers.

[Casavettes]

I read this thread title as:

stupid things musicians or singers say

I can't stand when someone in the band is taking a little bit of time getting a part down and a bitch ass singer starts saying shit like "I had my parts down...."

Fuck you, bitch. Fucking singers.

amen
singer in my band is an ADD man baby
he has ZERO patience for anything, even when it comes to recording his own parts.

[tuffteef]

lol im an recording engineer and the mass of stupid things musicians say to me is just soul destroying

headphone mixing/monitors is the worst..... we can almost predict everything they will say

dont get me started on singers

[sonidero]

Fuck you, bitch. Fucking singers.

Is Chad being meaners to you and Deltz???

[Chankgeez]

I pretend to say a lot of different shit.