Hobbit - Hit or Miss?

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Too loooooong. And it's only 1/3 of the whole thing!!
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It broke a box off record on Friday for $37.5 million so if you go by sales alone it's a hit. However I've read it's way too long and they look like Teletubbies... I'm personally still on the fence about wanting to see it or not.
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sooooo.... i'm not the target audience because i didna like LotR. bored me.

but the Hobbit fucking SUCKED. boring, slow, half the cg looked like shitting vidja games, it was bloodless and felt like it was written for 9 year olds with all the songs and sophomoric NOT FUNNY "humor".

i.... i didn't like it.
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behndy wrote:felt like it was written for 9 year olds

To be fair, the book is a children's book. It's not supposed to be Lord of the Rings.

Buuut I loved the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings as books, loved the LotR movies, but will not be seeing the Hobbit in theatres. I don't think it will be worth the money.
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You trippin Ben.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhrzbc ... M0YFG_Ae9o

PS, while I'm on the topic, this>2000's LotR
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MannequinRaces wrote:It broke a box off record on Friday for $37.5 million so if you go by sales alone it's a hit. However I've read it's way too long and they look like Teletubbies... I'm personally still on the fence about wanting to see it or not.

:lol: Yeah I read that too... but that same person Liked the last batman movie :barf: and was not as hard on the last Twilight movie :barf: so...
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futuresailors wrote:You trippin Ben.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhrzbc ... M0YFG_Ae9o

PS, while I'm on the topic, this>2000's LotR
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT18OJEPU9Q[/youtube]

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Cuz they're shadow monster people in this!
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futuresailors wrote:Cuz they're shadow monster people in this!

Only the shadow nose.
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I thought the art of the thing was pretty epic.
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the_carl wrote:I don't think it will be worth the money.


Wait for someone to walk out the backdoor, then go right on in. I do it all the time, makes movies WAAAYYYY more enjoyable knowing you didn't pay for them. It's what I did last night, which coincidentally was The Hobbit.

I liked it. I eat that wizard mystical fantasy shit up, though. However, I do agree with Behndy. The humor was a bit lame, and I think in 15 (if not less) years LOTR and these Hobbit movies will not age well because of all the dang CGI.
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Moustache_Bash wrote:and I think in 15 (if not less) years LOTR and these Hobbit movies will not age well because of all the dang CGI.

Soooooooooo truuuuueeeeee
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I thought it was pretty good. Kinda dragged at points, but MOTHA FUCKIN EAGLES N SHIT YO!
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