Tonsiliths

[CBA]

Right. Not talking tonsillitis... talking TONSILITHS. As in like 2001 monoliths but with your tonsils.


Anyway, I get the damn things all the time and once I know one is there I become obsessed with it. It usually only happens when I'm at work for some reason, and I just tongue it and tongue it, looking like a retard the whole time. Sometimes I can get it out, but most days, like today, I worked an eight and a half hour shift with my tongue in the back of my own throat (not some girl's) with no satisfaction. If I ever do work one out of there, it's like mankind's greatest achievement and I am the one who has won. Forever.

But anyway yeah so then I get home and take my old flashlight and point it down my throat and say AAAAHHHHHH and then I have these plastic fondue skewers that I use to just prong the fuckers out of the craters. And shit do I have some deep tonsil craters.

Tonight I bled which I do not usually do... I'm very gentle with myself. But I kept digging and digging. Most of it's out but I can still feel some.

Thanks Lord.

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[Achtane]

the fuuuuuuuuck

[spacelordmother]

the fuuuuuuuuck

[Achtane]

I just looked images up because they couldn't possibly be worse than what I was imagining.
Well, I guess they aren't, but now I have an accurate picture in my head of exactly what's going on here.
I was horny before this thread.

[Rygot]

I get em too... fucking nasty.

First time I actually noticed one I started to feel like i was getting strep... looked in and saw it. Got it out with a toothpick.
Since then I've never had to force one out, but... ugh, gross. I get the tongue thing, hard to leave it alone if you know its there.

As for the responses above, thats about how anyone reacts when told about them, but you could easily have them as well and they just break loose like food and go unnoticed.

Edit: Oh, and its actually tonsilloliths I believe.

[Achtane]

IF I HAD TO CHOOSE I WOULD HONESTLY RATHER MASTURBATE TO THE CYST THREAD RIGHT NOW
Mouth things...freak me out, man.

[Rygot]

Yeah, trust me when I say it wasn't something I welcomed with open arms.

[spacelordmother]

IF I HAD TO CHOOSE I WOULD HONESTLY RATHER MASTURBATE TO THE CYST THREAD RIGHT NOW
Mouth things...freak me out, man.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON EYE THINGS.

[delaydecay]

oh fuck, these are those smelly throat nuggets things.

they smell like death.

[Rygot]

oh fuck, these are those smelly throat nuggets things.

they smell like death.

More truth will not be spoken in this thread.

[CBA]

Yeah, I thought it was "tonsilloliths" with the O as well... that's what I have in my notes... but then I couldn't find that spelling online. Now that I look, I see both. When I used my Macbook at home, "tonsiliths" came up, and now the one at work says "tonsilloliths", at least when using Google for both. Hmm.

Anyway... sick.

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[the Life Aquatic]

If irc there was def a thread about this before. Too lazy to search though. I'm terrified im gonna get one of these things

[sonidero]

What are these tonsils you speakith of???

Get rid of 'em and the Adenoids while you're at it... I never get throat sick...