The what ever thread...

[futuresailors]

BRO, U EARNED BONUS POINTS. Y U MAD?

[snipelfritz]

I dunno I get pretty frustrated when I lose something. It's like, "How can I be so forgetful?"

[spacelordmother]

I dunno I get pretty frustrated when I lose something. It's like, "How can I be so high?"

[tuffteef]

NSFW: show

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnKifxUZZJU[/youtube]

only in australia will someone say show us where ya piss from!

[dubkitty]

LOLLOLLOL

you know the situation is fucked when the crowd actually CHEERS security removing a drunk chick.

[tuffteef]

TAKE YOUR MISSUS HOME

[alexa.]

[dubkitty]

more like Darth Vader.

[Big Mon]

I hate that I don't have a visual for this post, but I totally took a poop in the ladies' room after I got out of my Spanish class. I mean, I totally walked out of class with a sense of pride over the excellent grades I'd just received, texted mah grrrl to brag about it, not realizing that the restroom I had just walked into had NO urinals. In fact, I hadn't become aware of my surroundings until I heard an effeminate sigh from the person who walked in after me. I passed it off as perhaps, just an effeminate guy. It wasn't until I saw a pair of spike heels go into the stall next to mine that I was in the WRONG place. Speaking of shoes, I wear a size 13 shoe- a fact which I concealed by only making the toes of said shoes visible. It was also at this time that I realized I put on my boxers inside-out this morning. I blame the pot I bought yesterday.

[snipelfritz]

I heard an effeminate sigh from the person who walked in after me. I passed it off as perhaps, just an effeminate guy. It wasn't until I saw a pair of spike heels go into the stall next to mine that I was in the WRONG place. Speaking of shoes, I wear a size 13 shoe- a fact which I concealed by only making the toes of said shoes visible.

This part makes me wish you'd rewrite the whole thing in Dr. Seuss-esque verse.

And speaking of SHOES,
I wear size 13 shoes,
a fact that is obvious,
to each one who views!

My sinuses are so stupidly stuffed up right now.

[Big Mon]

I heard an effeminate sigh from the person who walked in after me. I passed it off as perhaps, just an effeminate guy. It wasn't until I saw a pair of spike heels go into the stall next to mine that I was in the WRONG place. Speaking of shoes, I wear a size 13 shoe- a fact which I concealed by only making the toes of said shoes visible.

This part makes me wish you'd rewrite the whole thing in Dr. Seuss-esque verse.

And speaking of SHOES,
I wear size 13 shoes,
a fact that is obvious,
to each one who views!

My sinuses are so stupidly stuffed up right now.

I'm considering writing children's books

[mathias]

reminds me of someone..

[phantasmagorovich]

Boys, check out the last post in the thread killer thread.

[Chankgeez]

Does Prymaxe really need to spam me a newsletter every day?

[Casavettes]

pretty soon they'll start givin shit away