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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
ILF SS is totally the best part of the holiday season... and all the beautiful gifts and snacks and friendships... *wipes away a tear*
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
so when do we get our assignments? because i want to start stalking them already...muuhhhhahaha!
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CIRCLLEEEEEEE JERRRRRRK!!
.... it would be awesome to get one of the 3 grrLs on ILF in on this. then there'd be at least a BIT of Circle Rub instead of All Jerkin', All The Time.
........ just sayin'.
.... it would be awesome to get one of the 3 grrLs on ILF in on this. then there'd be at least a BIT of Circle Rub instead of All Jerkin', All The Time.
........ just sayin'.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
i think you just scared them,and the one female guest away
circle rub?
im picturing that in my head and its not pretty.
circle rub?
im picturing that in my head and its not pretty.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
Finally sent e-mail
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
Hrmmm. Shall I end registration in like a week then? Give a little more stalky-stalky time?
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:fuck you.ifeellikeatourist wrote: Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
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futuresailors wrote:Hrmmm. Shall I end registration in like a week then? Give a little more stalky-stalky time?
But how we know who to stalk?
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
When I close registration I'll do the ass signments.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:fuck you.ifeellikeatourist wrote: Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
earlier would help us untrustworthy cretins to get our prezzzents out sooner
in time for the xmas reach around
i gotta go poke around 2011 and see whats doin
did i mention that i think this is the coolest thing on the internet
the one place where you can be safe givin your info to strangers
or is it?
did anyone ever bother to do a background check on futuresailors?
wait.oh shit
send me my email back
i dont want you knowin where i live
and promise me youll delete all traces of it from your computer,you psycho!!!
im fuckin pumped.X-MuuuuSSSS!im gonna go find a baby to shake
in time for the xmas reach around
i gotta go poke around 2011 and see whats doin
did i mention that i think this is the coolest thing on the internet
the one place where you can be safe givin your info to strangers
or is it?
did anyone ever bother to do a background check on futuresailors?
wait.oh shit
send me my email back
i dont want you knowin where i live
and promise me youll delete all traces of it from your computer,you psycho!!!
im fuckin pumped.X-MuuuuSSSS!im gonna go find a baby to shake
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
Yea earlier is better for me so I can get my shiz out
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
ill volunteer
all late entrys can all just give stuff to me
takin one for the team
you know what a pain in the ass openin all those boxes is
gettin rid of all that gift wrap
yeah you know what
late entrys have to send cash
you dont get to stalk
(just to be clear this is not actually official rules of SS 2012,im just bein a dick)
all late entrys can all just give stuff to me
takin one for the team
you know what a pain in the ass openin all those boxes is
gettin rid of all that gift wrap
yeah you know what
late entrys have to send cash
you dont get to stalk
(just to be clear this is not actually official rules of SS 2012,im just bein a dick)
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMASS ASSHOLES! ILF Secret Santa Registration
VERY WELL. REGISTRATION ENDS NEXT SUNDAY. MAYBE SOONER IF I FEEL LIKE IT. 

Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:fuck you.ifeellikeatourist wrote: Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
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Re: HOLIDAY CIRKL JERK ILF Secret Santa Registration ENDS OC
hey wait a second there, i thought i signed up for a secret santa not a circle jerk but woah this might be cooler!
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Re: HOLIDAY CIRKL JERK ILF Secret Santa Registration ENDS OC
SQUARE RUB.
OCTAGON RUB ONE IN OF DOOOOOOM.
don't be skeered Single Female ILF Rep'per. we lurrrrrrrv YOU.
*overly long eye contact*
OCTAGON RUB ONE IN OF DOOOOOOM.
don't be skeered Single Female ILF Rep'per. we lurrrrrrrv YOU.
*overly long eye contact*
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: HOLIDAY CIRKL JERK ILF Secret Santa Registration ENDS OC
i know what im gettin behndy
hmm….scratch that
i have know idea what to get you
yer fuckin scary
id hate to be your nephew
youd scare me to pants pissing at xmas,all nogged up
hmm….scratch that
i have know idea what to get you
yer fuckin scary
id hate to be your nephew
youd scare me to pants pissing at xmas,all nogged up