spacelordmother wrote:MEC wrote:Mr. Cats,
I've reviewed your stats and have come to the conclusion that having 83% of your post in "General" does not
qualify you to be President of ILF as a whole.
If you wish to campaign for "Team Mom" of the Spite and Rage thread you are qualified to do so.
MEC
10x this. You can also be "Baby Mama" of the facial hair thread.
Also, let's see your ̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶c̶e̶r̶t̶i̶f̶i̶c̶a̶t̶e̶ pedal board.
I won't sit here and pretend to be the most qualified person for the job of handling policy with our gear specific boards. I have a tone, and I like it. But, I will say, that I've decided to listen to the advice of my peers, and announce that, should I be elected your President, I will be appointing a Secretary of Fuzz, in order to help me better handle my policy in this section of our fair country. I do, however, feel it would be fair to note that just because a majority of my posts are in General, doesn't mean that I don't lurk other boards.
And provided is my pedalboarth certificate. I hope that you'll find that everything is in order there.
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warwick.hoy wrote:Meh
This is all just ruse. Both candidates are clearly just mere pawns in the Dalton's clever corporate game to enforce Disaster Capitalism on the unwitting denizens of ILF.
You will come for the porn and the tacos only to be duped into buying overpriced TS-9 and Dumble clones.
Please will not a revolutionary despot with a fiery personality and a quick wit wake up the sleeping sheeple of ILF to these shenanigans and lead us all to peace, enlightenment and fuzz for all?
While I acknowledge that your concerns are fair, I don't think that they're justified. While I maintain correspondence with my opponent, I assure you, I, at the very least, am no "pawn" in any evil plots Mr. Dalton may, or may not, have up his sleeve. I do, however, believe that our builders and traders are the backbone of this great forum's economy.
