While I am still looking for a runningmate, I feel that I should make my stances and policies clear.
First, I'd like to bring our board out of the porn recession. My stimulus package calls for a whopping 20% increase in porn posted to general, with a nearly 10% increase in fine asses alone. The other ten percent will be divided evenly among bringing out boobies, lingerie, tentacle, and misc weird shit up to an acceptable level.
I also plan on focusing my efforts into making a bit more noise. As you all know, SpaceRitual has left the board, and TroySanders has been exiled. In their place, I feel that we need a real push in causing lighthearted trouble on this board. My predecessors have set the groundwork in place, but I feel that we can expand upon their positions. I plan to not be a huge asshole, while still derailing conversations with things that make you laugh or pause and think about what you're looking at.
Should you choose me as Board President, I will also be focusing my efforts on building up a stronger foundation of conversation. Recent trends have shown that General has dropped in new threads at an alarming rate, and often, the threads that stay on the frontpage have several dozen pages, all more or less saying the same few things. I'd like to diversify our board portfolio by bringing in new conversations, and new people. I feel that with the right man in charge, we can do just that, together.
I also plan to start my "Taco Tuesdays" program, which the community has asked for for quite some time.
So, while I currently run unopposed and unaccompanied, I hope that this November I can count on your vote.
And remember, a vote for me, is a vote for fun.
IEatCats
Presidential Candidate 2012
