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Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get

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So, I found a coupon for a free 20x20 family portrait at sears.I want to send it to my girlfriend, but I want it to be THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I CAN GET DONE.


My lead idea is to get one of my friends to wear a paper mask of her face, and a wig. Both of us in speedos holding hands or something, and a sign that says "wish you were here".

I know that I can get at least 3 more people into the photo without any problem, so I'd say to limit ideas to 4 people total.

Any ideas, ILF?

Also, I already ran the idea above by her, and she thought it'd be hilarious, so I'm not worried about it being creepy or anything. We've got the same sense of humor for that type of stuff.
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IEatCats wrote:So, I found a coupon for a free 20x20 family portrait at sears.I want to send it to my girlfriend, but I want it to be THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I CAN GET DONE.


My lead idea is to get one of my friends to wear a paper mask of her face, and a wig. Both of us in speedos holding hands or something, and a sign that says "wish you were here".

I know that I can get at least 3 more people into the photo without any problem, so I'd say to limit ideas to 4 people total.

Any ideas, ILF?

Also, I already ran the idea above by her, and she thought it'd be hilarious, so I'm not worried about it being creepy or anything. We've got the same sense of humor for that type of stuff.


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All great starting points! I do still have my Brobee one piece pajamas.
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IEatCats wrote:Also, I already ran the idea above by her, and she thought it'd be hilarious, so I'm not worried about it being creepy or anything. We've got the same sense of humor for that type of stuff.


Dude, you ruined the surprise.

I think one of those "people" should be a giant stuffed animal.
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IEatCats wrote:Also, I already ran the idea above by her, and she thought it'd be hilarious, so I'm not worried about it being creepy or anything. We've got the same sense of humor for that type of stuff.


Dude, you ruined the surprise.

I think one of those "people" should be a giant stuffed animal.

I know. I'm terrible with surprises. By "be a giant stuffed animal" do you mean, wearing a giant stuffed animal as a costume, or that I should actually dress it up like my girlfriend?
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No, I meant just an actual stuffed animal. (Well, not something that was actually once alive at least.)

Not dressed up or anything. Nothing special about it. Just big and cuddly.
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I keep picturing bubbles, a stuffed animal, and body paint. I don't know where this image is going yet, though.
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except replace girl with friend dressed as girlfriend. Anything else you do is peripheral to this amazing showing of love and emotion.
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IEatCats wrote:I keep picturing bubbles, a stuffed animal, and body paint. I don't know where this image is going yet, though.

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