I, Am Ziltoid. The Omniscient.
I have come far from across the Omniverse. You shall fetch Me you universe's ultimate cup of coffee. Black.
You have five Earth minutes*. Make it perfect!
* I realise many of you will not read My statement in time (I am Omniscient, after all). Therefore, you have five minutes from when you first read this. I will know (you know, being Omniscient).
Greetings, humans
Moderator: Ghost Hip
-
ZiltoidTheOmniscient
- interested
- Posts: 41
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:10 am
Greetings, humans
Enjoy your time on "Earth", humans.
-
theavondon
- Supporter
- Posts: 10742
- Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:58 am
- Location: Denton, TX
-
alexa.
- IAMILF
- Posts: 2320
- Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:57 am
- Location: Bosnian Pyramids
Re: Greetings, humans
Oh hi Devin.
L00PZ!
rfurtkamp wrote:Bastard stepchild of modern delay times/looping and a Lexicon Vortex would have me whipping out the credit card faster than a hooker at a coke convention.
-
ZiltoidTheOmniscient
- interested
- Posts: 41
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:10 am
Re: Greetings, humans
What? No. Ziltoid. Devin's... err... got his hands full.
Enjoy your time on "Earth", humans.
-
IEatCats
- IAMILF
- Posts: 2751
- Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:56 pm
- Location: Buffalo, NY
Re: Greetings, humans
Okay, Devin.
maz91379 wrote:this board is really weird sometimes bros
Amissoteomb wrote:Modern technology makes the process of purchasing erection pills even simpler and swifter than before.
-
SPACERITUAL
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 5895
- Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:35 pm
- Location: MEGA CITY WHATEVER
- Contact:
Re: Greetings, humans
THIS BOARD UNDER MY PROTECTION. DO NOT START AN INTERSTELLAR INCIDENT YOU CANT FINISH.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
My whole life is a shitpost. One. Big. Shit. Post.jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.
-
SPACERITUAL
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 5895
- Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:35 pm
- Location: MEGA CITY WHATEVER
- Contact:
Re: Greetings, humans
ALSO I SEE YOU HAVENT APPLIED WITH THE OFFICE FOR BEINGS RECENTLY TRAPPED IN HUMAN FORM. YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO REGISTER OR RECOGNITION OF YOUR SPACEYNESS CANNOT BE GUARANTEED.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
My whole life is a shitpost. One. Big. Shit. Post.jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.
-
SPACERITUAL
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 5895
- Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:35 pm
- Location: MEGA CITY WHATEVER
- Contact:
Re: Greetings, humans
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. CHILD SUPPORT. LOTS OF IT.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
My whole life is a shitpost. One. Big. Shit. Post.jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.
-
ZiltoidTheOmniscient
- interested
- Posts: 41
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:10 am
Re: Greetings, humans
Shit, Devin, what do I do now?
Ah, all caps. You must be the tough guy.
I WILL LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT TRAPPED IN HUMAN FORM, THE FACT THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO HUMANS (HOMOSEXUAL) DOES NOT MAKE ME ONE. BESIDES, THAT WAS IN COLLEGE. I WAS DRUNK, AND HE TRICKED ME. HIS DREADLOCKS ENTICED ME IN WAYS YOUR WHIMSICAL FOUR-DIMENSIONAL CONSCIENCE WOULD NEVER ASPIRE TO UNDERSTAND.
I think I handled that quite well.
Ah, all caps. You must be the tough guy.
I WILL LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT TRAPPED IN HUMAN FORM, THE FACT THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO HUMANS (HOMOSEXUAL) DOES NOT MAKE ME ONE. BESIDES, THAT WAS IN COLLEGE. I WAS DRUNK, AND HE TRICKED ME. HIS DREADLOCKS ENTICED ME IN WAYS YOUR WHIMSICAL FOUR-DIMENSIONAL CONSCIENCE WOULD NEVER ASPIRE TO UNDERSTAND.
I think I handled that quite well.
Enjoy your time on "Earth", humans.
-
theavondon
- Supporter
- Posts: 10742
- Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:58 am
- Location: Denton, TX
-
theavondon
- Supporter
- Posts: 10742
- Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:58 am
- Location: Denton, TX
Re: Greetings, humans
First rule of ILF: Don't be a dick.
Little known second rule of ILF: All aliens must register with SR, or Bassus (There's no way "Finland" is a real place on earth)
Little known second rule of ILF: All aliens must register with SR, or Bassus (There's no way "Finland" is a real place on earth)
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
NSFW: show
-
ZiltoidTheOmniscient
- interested
- Posts: 41
- Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:10 am
-
Chankgeez
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 42262
- Joined: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:40 am
- Location: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGhbeHujNZQ youtube.com/watch?v=V-2l7kkBURc
Re: Greetings, humans
I know you are, but what am I?
Did somebody mention some ultimate coffee?
Did somebody mention some ultimate coffee?
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
"Now, of course, Strega is not a Minimoog… and I am not Sun Ra" - dude from MAKENOISE
#GreenRinger
-
alexa.
- IAMILF
- Posts: 2320
- Joined: Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:57 am
- Location: Bosnian Pyramids
Re: Greetings, humans
ZiltoidTheOmniscient wrote:I'm not an alien; all of you are.
Well you're on our turf so you're the alien. But that's ok. You don't have to worry. We stopped killing dolphins and whales a long time ago. You're completely safe here.
L00PZ!
rfurtkamp wrote:Bastard stepchild of modern delay times/looping and a Lexicon Vortex would have me whipping out the credit card faster than a hooker at a coke convention.
-
IEatCats
- IAMILF
- Posts: 2751
- Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:56 pm
- Location: Buffalo, NY
Re: Greetings, humans
Chankgeez wrote:I know you are, but what am I?
Did somebody mention some ultimate coffee?
Did nobody mention Ultimate Muscle?
alexa. wrote:ZiltoidTheOmniscient wrote:I'm not an alien; all of you are.
Well you're on our turf so you're the alien. But that's ok. You don't have to worry. We stopped killing dolphins and whales a long time ago. You're completely safe here.
Cats are still fine, right?
maz91379 wrote:this board is really weird sometimes bros
Amissoteomb wrote:Modern technology makes the process of purchasing erection pills even simpler and swifter than before.