HOW DO YOU STORE YOUR PORN?

[bigchiefbc]

Truecrypt yo

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no store

[IEatCats]

What is this "storing" shit? I do not comprehend as porn is free and available at all times on the things called the internets.

I thought the same until I had no internet for a few weeks due to moving, and my girlfriend was out of town.
THAT SHIT WAS LIKE BEING ON A DESERT ISLAND. I WAS WATCHING EPISODES OF IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY WHERE THEY VISITED STRIP JOINTS BECAUSE IT'S ALL I HAD ON MY COMPUTER.

[behndy]

In a folder called "the porns" on my other hard drive.
Any pictures I just throw in my huge-ass innernet pictars folder. Going through it is strange, a timeline of fetishes.
LET'S SEE, I SOLD MY TEAM AWESOME IN THE POST-TANK TOP ARMPIT SIDEBOOB STAGE AND BOUGHT IT BACK WHEN INTERCRURAL WAS IN FULL SWING

that is just beautiful and perfect in every way imaginable.

[snipelfritz]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZQlrrNPRf4[/youtube]

[fiddelerselbow]

I print it off on A4 sheets and store them in a lever arch file.

[Fuzzy Fred]

i cryogenically freeze them and seal them in an off shore location

but for reals yo, just stream it you leper

[jfrey]

External harddrive.

[excane]

You don't get quintuplets watching porn.

[CBA]

Back when my fambuhly only had dial-up AOL, I would store all my porn in a super-buried folder in Windows... it was like Windows > System > "Backlog" > System > Reference110 > Operations > System > Windows Log > Etc.

Tried to name each folder with some dull, arbitrary computer phrase. They were much better than the ones I just typed.

Anyway, the final folder was SR388 for anyone who likes video game trivia.

Two flaws:

-The mpegs were easily findable with a quick search (didn't know about that).

-I would listen to the porn (and watch it, mind you) late at night at regular volumes on my AKG OPEN BACK headphones. I never tested it, and was a recording n00b, so I didn't understand the difference between open back and closed back monitoring headphones. So anyone within a foot of the door to my bedroom would most likely hear a lot of muffled big-butted anal cramming.

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[behndy]

i'd try to be cute and ask if big butted anal cramming sounded way different than tiny butt anal cramming..... but i.... i already know the answer.

*hangs head in shame. prideful, happy shame.*

[Derelict78]

You dump it all into a zip file and delete the extension.
Then give it a boring, nondescript name similar to a system file.

Or if you want to guarantee it will never be looked at by the wife or gf, just name the file "Molly Hatchet Live 1979"

This is one of the funniest and most true things I have ever read here.
"Rush live 1979" would work just as well, I dont think I have ever met a female that wanted anything do do with Rush.

[IEatCats]

Huh. I just realized that I haven't, either.

I'd say my sister, but my dad and I have been force feeding my sisters good music since they were little.

[aens_wife]

You dump it all into a zip file and delete the extension.
Then give it a boring, nondescript name similar to a system file.

Or if you want to guarantee it will never be looked at by the wife or gf, just name the file "Molly Hatchet Live 1979"

This is one of the funniest and most true things I have ever read here.
"Rush live 1979" would work just as well, I dont think I have ever met a female that wanted anything do do with Rush.

thats because its fucking goddamn awful!

And all my porn is on the internet where there is no need to "store" it.

[excane]

You dump it all into a zip file and delete the extension.
Then give it a boring, nondescript name similar to a system file.

Or if you want to guarantee it will never be looked at by the wife or gf, just name the file "Molly Hatchet Live 1979"

This is one of the funniest and most true things I have ever read here.
"Rush live 1979" would work just as well, I dont think I have ever met a female that wanted anything do do with Rush.

Yup.