A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

[excane]

Balls....PPFTTT

I got a bite on the underside of ma SHAFT when camping once.

That shit HURT.

[theactionindex]

An earwig pinched muh shaft once.

But that's besides the point.

IM GLAD YOUR BALLS ARE FINE FRED.

[behndy]

pics or it didn't happen.

i'm not posting a picture of my junk on the internet.

for free.

paypal me sluts

how much....... we talking? i got some monies in my paypal, we could do a collection.

'cause you KNOW when you one of us, you show ALL OF US.

[Fuzzy Fred]

pics or it didn't happen.

i'm not posting a picture of my junk on the internet.

for free.

paypal me sluts

how much....... we talking? i got some monies in my paypal, we could do a collection.

'cause you KNOW when you one of us, you show ALL OF US.

8 million...

I can probably never run for president once these photos are released... that's a big risk.

10 million

[behndy]

all riiiiigh. now we can START WORKING.

Arthur Conan Doyle at a party, surrounded by people. topic of the conversation turned to Would You Have Sex With Someone Not Your Significant Other (or however they'd say that back then) For A Million Dollars? one woman tittered and admitted she would. so AC (Slater) Doyle flipped a bent farthing at her and asked her to meet him in the back for a Gentlemanly Victorian Fuck.

"SIR! what do you TAKE me for??!?"

"oh, my dear, we've already established what you ARE, now we're just haggling over price."

[devnulljp]

Don't know about superpowers, but I bet you're glad it wasn't a brown recluse that bit you on the balls

NSFW: show

[chutneyfarmer]

Don't know about superpowers, but I bet you're glad it wasn't a brown recluse that bit you on the balls

NSFW: show

[Fuzzy Fred]

all riiiiigh. now we can START WORKING.

Arthur Conan Doyle at a party, surrounded by people. topic of the conversation turned to Would You Have Sex With Someone Not Your Significant Other (or however they'd say that back then) For A Million Dollars? one woman tittered and admitted she would. so AC (Slater) Doyle flipped a bent farthing at her and asked her to meet him in the back for a Gentlemanly Victorian Fuck.

"SIR! what do you TAKE me for??!?"

"oh, my dear, we've already established what you ARE, now we're just haggling over price."

but i mean, everyone has a price.

i bet if kony gave me a couple million to spend a day with him at chuck e cheese, i'd do it

[behndy]

YEP. and. as i get older and experiance more things, less bothers me than used to. so prices become more reasonable.

CHEAPAH HOO-AHH'INGS.

[futuresailors]

Don't know about superpowers, but I bet you're glad it wasn't a brown recluse that bit you on the balls

NSFW: show

Damn. That's the worst reaction to some hemotoxin I've seen since the last time I splooshed on a chick.

[behndy]

BUKOWSKI HAS ONE ARM, I'VE GOT FOUR DICKS AND SAILORS HAS NECROTIC CUM SHOOTINGS.

it is a fucking PARTY up in here.

[Fuzzy Fred]

BUKOWSKI HAS ONE ARM, I'VE GOT FOUR DICKS AND SAILORS HAS NECROTIC CUM SHOOTINGS.

it is a fucking PARTY up in here.

hey, i'm the one shooting webs out of my dick, can i join?

[snipelfritz]

This thread reminds me of one of my favorite episodes of Aqua Teen:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7few4tKonWw[/youtube]

[behndy]

BUKOWSKI HAS ONE ARM, I'VE GOT FOUR DICKS AND SAILORS HAS NECROTIC CUM SHOOTINGS.

it is a fucking PARTY up in here.

hey, i'm the one shooting webs out of my dick, can i join?

unfoooooooooorrrrrtunately your mutation went all Realistic Spider Style..... so you have spinnerets coming out your butt butt. in other words, fuck YEAH you're invited to Get Down Town.

[Fuzzy Fred]

BUKOWSKI HAS ONE ARM, I'VE GOT FOUR DICKS AND SAILORS HAS NECROTIC CUM SHOOTINGS.

it is a fucking PARTY up in here.

hey, i'm the one shooting webs out of my dick, can i join?

unfoooooooooorrrrrtunately your mutation went all Realistic Spider Style..... so you have spinnerets coming out your butt butt. in other words, fuck YEAH you're invited to Get Down Town.

so i have a regular dick?

GHEY