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Ancient Astronaught wrote:The current trend of skinny jeans and why it's so popular boggles my mind.
Logically one could say the same thing about loose jeans that don't even cover your ass, OR about jeans in general. Why do we even need to wear pants?
Just because the "cool" kids say we should? Well if they all told you you had to wear a shirt too, would you?That's what I thought, fucking sheep.
and I totally get crap all the time for wearing skinny jean where I am. Around here, if you're in your 20s and don't dress like either a hick, wigger, or Ed Hardy D-bag you stick out like a sore thumb. Mind you, I joke about it just as much as anyone else.
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theavondon wrote: Also, best way to get a girl undressed, "Hey, can I try on your pants?"
that line works. Been there, did that.I make noise toys under Stomping Stones
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theavondon wrote:...best way to get a girl undressed, "Hey, can I try on your pants?"
My daughter broke up with a guy for asking her that. When he kept bugging her about it, she kicked his ass HARD...on campus (high school)...during the lunch rush.
Don't mess with a girl until you first find out whether she has studied martial arts. Katie had.
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My name is Mudd wrote:theavondon wrote:...best way to get a girl undressed, "Hey, can I try on your pants?"
My daughter broke up with a guy for asking her that. When he kept bugging her about it, she kicked his ass HARD...on campus (high school)...during the lunch rush.
Don't mess with a girl until you first find out whether she has studied martial arts. Katie had.
lol, high school relationships. I think the idea is you throw it out there as an offhand "pickup line" not seriously (but if it works...). And if he didn't have a chance to pop them on previously, that's probably a good thing from your perspective.
Personally, I'm not sure why men still wear shorts. You're just bound to look like a dorky dad on "vacation mode" or a 14 year old juggalo.
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Right this moment, the air temp outside is just about 102/F...shorts here are the norm.
From what Katie told me about him afterward, he didn't have a chance in hell w/her to begin with...he just wouldn't stop hassling her. Thought it was funny or something. Until...
snipelfritz wrote:And if he didn't have a chance to pop them on previously, that's probably a good thing from your perspective.
From what Katie told me about him afterward, he didn't have a chance in hell w/her to begin with...he just wouldn't stop hassling her. Thought it was funny or something. Until...
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My name is Mudd wrote:Right this moment, the air temp outside is just about 102/F...shorts here are the norm.
But by that logic, why don't you just not wear any pants at all?

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Gotta go out sometimes...people look at you funny if you walk into the grocery bottomless.
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My name is Mudd wrote:Right this moment, the air temp outside is just about 102/F...shorts here are the norm.
Same here, but I hate shorts.
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My name is Mudd wrote:Right this moment, the air temp outside is just about 102/F...shorts here are the norm.
Uggg... I'm a hurtin with my busted AC in the bedroom. I dunno how I'm gonna fucking sleep tonight. 95F right now and only supposed to get more toasty into tomorrow.
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That sucks ass. My AC went out once when I lived in AZ (no humidity of course). Had all of the doors and windows open with fans blowing at 2am and it was still over 100 degrees. Miserable. I feel for ya man.
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Waterpilot wrote:...no humidity of course...
Same here...high humidity is 15%. And once the sun goes down and the temps fall, it's actually rather nice outside...80's or so by midnight.
I seriously miss the Bay Area weather tho.
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snipelfritz wrote:Ancient Astronaught wrote:The current trend of skinny jeans and why it's so popular boggles my mind.
Logically one could say the same thing about loose jeans that don't even cover your ass, OR about jeans in general. Why do we even need to wear pants?Just because the "cool" kids say we should? Well if they all told you you had to wear a shirt too, would you?
That's what I thought, fucking sheep.
and I totally get crap all the time for wearing skinny jean where I am. Around here, if you're in your 20s and don't dress like either a hick, wigger, or Ed Hardy D-bag you stick out like a sore thumb. Mind you, I joke about it just as much as anyone else.
Just because I don't understand it doesnt mean i don't respect it, every generation has it's fad's and fashions, and my generations raver outfits were rather outlandish in their own right. I live in an area where if you don't wear a suit or a polo you stick out like a sore thumb, me I tend to stick out like a neon sign in the desert at night. Why because I can.
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McSpunckle wrote:GardenoftheDead wrote:Who gives a fuck?
Justin Bieber makes really bad music but all of the hatred I see directed his way has a disgusting undercurrent of sexism and homophobia and I'm sick of it.
... basically my thoughts exactly.
i think he makes peoples uncomfortable that they kinda want to fuck him. he WAS a pretty little layday when he was younger. i honestly know very little about him. i'm getting old. that means way less interaction with pop music. and i don't really watch tv.
don't make me post the creepy 2 Big Black Doods Rapping About Banging Justine Bieber pHantasMo posted.
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behndy wrote:
i think he makes peoples uncomfortable that they kinda want to fuck him. he WAS a pretty little layday when he was younger. i honestly know very little about him. i'm getting old. that means way less interaction with pop music. and i don't really watch tv.
don't make me post the creepy 2 Big Black Doods Rapping About Banging Justine Bieber pHantasMo posted.
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