Would You Rather......?

[snipelfritz]

I've heard that before.

But really, being shot out of a cannon does not necessarily sound like the more sure way to go. You could always end up mangled, not dead. I pick building. Very tall building.

Would you rather only smoke weed secretly or be able to drink booze in public? (pick one, obviously)

[adrianlee]

I've heard that before.

But really, being shot out of a cannon does not necessarily sound like the more sure way to go. You could always end up mangled, not dead. I pick building. Very tall building.

Would you rather only smoke weed secretly or be able to drink booze in public? (pick one, obviously)

Beer. I dont smoke. haha

[jfrey]

Drink in public. So lame, can't even sit on my stoop and drink in Boston. Also don't smoke.

Would you rather be super strong or super fast? (haven't been able to decide myself although I'm leaning towards super fast)

[Big Mon]

Smoke weed secretly. Booze ain't my bag. Also, I'm pretty strong as is, so I'll take warp-speed, for the sweeped arpeggios

[dubkitty]

all the interesting questions happen while i'm asleep, you fuckers.

Moving on: would you rather know the exact date of your death or the way you would actually die?

when, so i know what i'm working with.

"would you rather have a band...": i go back and forth on this. nowadays i'm really paranoid about my material and vision, so i'd go with "sole creative driver." if someone else had material, i'd insist on arranging it so it went with my idea of what the group should sound like. i'm too old for compromise now. in an ideal world i'd love to find creatively compatible people, but that's not too likely in my age cohort...not many people in their fifties enjoy My Bloody Valentine, and if any do they probably don't also like Boards of Canada and the Grateful Dead. and the Impressions.

one custom instrument or five decent ones? five. with the right five i can cover an entire band's worth of tracks and record my own record.

one great work or a successful career of pleasant work? i'd rather know i was doing a consistent level of good work than have to live the rest of my life in the shadow of the One Good Thing I Did knowing everything else i'd done was shit. it'd be like spending your life thinking about the girl you lost when you were twenty.

Satan or Cthuhlu? i've got to figure that Satan's leaving me my ass, and that by now he's gotten good at this sort of thing, so i'm going with Satan.

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WOULD YOU RATHER...

...live under a dictatorship like the Soviet Union or the Islamic Republic of Iran where music is regulated by the state and you could be arrested if you're caught performing or listening to illegal music?

...or be trapped on an island with no technology or possibility of rescue? this assumes that food and water are available on the island.

[jfrey]

Be trapped on an island. Hell, I'd almost prefer this above ANY other option.

[kbit]

Would you rather cry at least once every day for the rest of your life or never cry again?

[Big Mon]

all the interesting questions happen while i'm asleep, you fuckers.


Satan or Cthuhlu? i've got to figure that Satan's leaving me my ass, and that by now he's gotten good at this sort of thing, so i'm going with Satan.

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WOULD YOU RATHER...

...live under a dictatorship like the Soviet Union or the Islamic Republic of Iran where music is regulated by the state and you could be arrested if you're caught performing or listening to illegal music?

...or be trapped on an island with no technology or possibility of rescue? this assumes that food and water are available on the island.

See, that's just it. Satan has so many stipulations attached in "fine print", so there's no guarantee that you'll just "not shit right" for a few. He may use Mt. Everest as a strap-on, or worse yet, Yngwie's scalloped fretboarded neck To answer your question, I'd definitely go with the zero-tech island. I have a feeling I'd become pretty clever when looking for ways to make noise. Pipe Amp in a coconut? Where there's a will...
Would you rather have a super hot spouse/sig. other that you only got to fuck once every 2 months ( and by "hot", I mean for you to treat this as you would a custom pedal-build), or have a functioning penis on your right palm, and a functioning vajayjay/what-have-you on the left so you could basically cum when/wherever you so desire?

[dubkitty]

spouse. i can already have an orgasm whenever i want to.

[snipelfritz]

I'll take hand genitals just because the idea fascinates me. I mean its kinda like that creepy dude from Pan's Labyrinth. Kinda.

[Big Mon]

I'll take hand genitals just because the idea fascinates me. I mean its kinda like that creepy dude from Pan's Labyrinth. Kinda.

Pale Man, fuck yeah! Love that movie!

[TroySanders]

would you rather have 9 black dudes cum in your mouth at the same time, or 9 black dudes cum in your mouth one by one?

[MEC]

would you rather have 9 black dudes cum in your mouth at the same time, or 9 black dudes cum in your mouth one by one?

One by one and with any luck the first dude would be ready again when the last dude was done.

Would you rather be able to pick up any instrument and instantly play it well or pick up one instrument and instantly master it?

[snipelfritz]

Any instrument. I don't need to shred, I'm more of a big picture, production/arranger type.

Would you rather be a Smurf or a Snork? (Please give me some response apart from the fact that the Smurf's only have one female, that's been done to death)

[coldbrightsunlight]

A smurf because I don't want to have a penis looking thing sticking out of my head.

Fight a bear or 10 guys with knives?