Kate Upton has hypnoticized me

[MEC]

....really stiff and awkward.

[theavondon]

She's 19, and will be 20 in June. Just weird. Like, thinking about the shit I'm doing in my life right now in comparison to what she's doing...well now that I think about it, it's not much different.

Pics or gtfo.

Oh, I'm not thaaaaaaaaaaat easy.

No, you're definitely right. It's a models job to look sexy as fuck and seem comfortable and happy doing it, and she just seems really stiff and awkward.

Yeah, but it seems like most of the videos that guy shoots kinda seem a little...I dunno, weird.

[SPACERITUAL]

No, you're definitely right. It's a models job to look sexy as fuck and seem comfortable and happy doing it, and she just seems really stiff and awkward.

Yeah, but it seems like most of the videos that guy shoots kinda seem a little...I dunno, weird.

Dude terry richardson is the biggest fucking creep IRL. My unc and brother both know him and any time ive ever been around the guy im just wierded out. I mean i hate old stale ass mothball smelling people anyway but terry richardson manages to mesh all this with ridiculous hipster slease and the personality of someone you would think would hang around the pool all day in a thong all greased up. I really cant explain just how lame that guy is in real life but believe me its him. Also im pretty sure he cons models into ending up chinese finger traps for him and his friends at photo shoots. I know hes been accused of....well not rape but definately abusing the trust of the people hes hired to shoot.

[snipelfritz]

No, you're definitely right. It's a models job to look sexy as fuck and seem comfortable and happy doing it, and she just seems really stiff and awkward.

Yeah, but it seems like most of the videos that guy shoots kinda seem a little...I dunno, weird.

Dude terry richardson is the biggest fucking creep IRL. My unc and brother both know him and any time ive ever been around the guy im just wierded out. I mean i hate old stale ass mothball smelling people anyway but terry richardson manages to mesh all this with ridiculous hipster slease and the personality of someone you would think would hang around the pool all day in a thong all greased up. I really cant explain just how lame that guy is in real life but believe me its him. Also im pretty sure he cons models into ending up chinese finger traps for him and his friends at photo shoots. I know hes been accused of....well not rape but definately abusing the trust of the people hes hired to shoot.

WELL WAY TO RUIN THAT VIDEO FOR ME, DEBBIE DOWNER. NOW WHAT WILL I TOUCH MYSELF TO?






...that wasn't a rhetorical question...

[dubkitty]

just imagine that you're the creepy guy. problem solved!

[ifeellikeatourist]

Not sure if this can be embedded, but when Kate did esquire a few month ago, there was a qr code on the cover that led me here: http://nv.nmi.cc/nellyvod/pages/esq?compExtId=BestEsquireEsquire1328642974838&campAlias=esquiremar0212

[Fuzzy Fred]

yeah, you guys are probably right. wouldn't wanna bang her

[SPACERITUAL]

NOW WHAT WILL I TOUCH MYSELF TO?






...that wasn't a rhetorical question...

http://motherless.com/2B9D863

[coldbrightsunlight]

yeah, you guys are probably right. wouldn't wanna bang her

http://motherless.com/2B9D863

Tempted, but I probably shouldn't follow that link in a uni computer cluster right?

[theavondon]

yeah, you guys are probably right. wouldn't wanna bang her

http://motherless.com/2B9D863

Tempted, but I probably shouldn't follow that link in a uni computer cluster right?

Nah, do it.

[snipelfritz]

Not sure if this can be embedded, but when Kate did esquire a few month ago, there was a qr code on the cover that led me here: http://nv.nmi.cc/nellyvod/pages/esq?compExtId=BestEsquireEsquire1328642974838&campAlias=esquiremar0212

Bait and switch. It gives me the vid, the Kate Upton cover, then BAM Jon Hamm!

Still not bad though. He's a hunk and a half! I think, I'm not good with these things. Somebody help me out.

[SPACERITUAL]

http://motherless.com/2B9D863

Tempted, but I probably shouldn't follow that link in a uni computer cluster right?

Sometimes you just have to be a man.

[devnulljp]

[theavondon]

Was about to post that.

So, this:

[behndy]