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The term life hack refers to productivity tricks that computer programmers devise and employ to cut through information overload and organize their data. In more recent times, the same phrase has expanded to any sort of trick, shortcut, skill, or novelty method to increase productivity and efficiency, in all walks of life; in other words, anything that solves an everyday problem in a clever or non-obvious way might be called a life hack.


If you have dried juice, soda, or chocolate syrup in the bottom of a cup, fill it half with water and microwave it for 30 seconds to a minute. While it's still hot, sponge that bitch out, and it should come right up.
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maz91379 wrote:Eh not to shoot you down but...does that count cant you just add hot water and leave it for a bit or not even that long and it will do the sames?


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maz91379 wrote:Eh not to shoot you down but...does that count cant you just add hot water and leave it for a bit or not even that long and it will do the sames?

Depends on how long it's been sitting there for. Hot water works, but microwaving it will get out pretty much anything settled in a lot faster.
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If you hate your microwave, stick some metal in it and turn it on.

Kablooey.

Problem solved.
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If the sun is in your eyes and your house has solid indoor shutters, use the spare guitar neck behind your amp to adjust them so you won't have to get up.
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Achtane wrote:If the sun is in your eyes and your house has solid indoor shutters, use the spare guitar neck behind your amp to adjust them so you won't have to get up.

Lol. Have on several occasions used a spare guitar neck as a tool.
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If you are tired, go to sleep.
If you are hungry, eat.
If you are horny, fuck something.
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wsas3 wrote:If you are tired, go to sleep.
If you are hungry, eat.
If you are horny, fuck something.



Solid advice you lazy, malnourished rapist.




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ILF Lifehack for ILF:
If you run out of characters in your Signature (if you use links for example) you can easily save some space by using some URL-shortener like bit.ly or something. Ta Daaa- compressing that giant link of your B/S/T Thread (for example) to a few letters.
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a flat-bladed screwdriver makes a perfectly serviceable chisel in a pinch.

don't have a coarse file/sandpaper? use the sidewalk. or a rock with the proper texture.

you can make a capo out of a pencil and some rubber bands.

if you break strings down at the ball end, you can reuse them by looping the string through the hole in the ball end and tying a knot.

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If You're an anti drug person and get easily offended by the neighbor no good son of a bitch hippie smoking weed all day and not having a job, smoke all his weed. Problem solved.
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Get Dropbox. Give account info to your bandmates and have them get Dropbox. Drop in song ideas, lyric docs, pdfs or gpx files of sheet music, songs for them to listen to, etc. and it will sync to everyone's computers.
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