Top 10 Drummer Jokes

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These are some shitty jokes.
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yah. musician jokes are rarely funny. more.... cringe-worthy? i kinda likes the Bass Solo one the first time i heard it, but bass solos are fucking HORRIBLE. i don't reaply like any solos. i like songs. and solos always distract me from the movement of a song. mebbe that's just me.

only drummer joke i like is (didn't read the PGS 'uns)...

How can you tell when a drummer's knocking on your front door?
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pfff.... no wonder more of you guys (with a few exceptions) are having more problems to get a drummer than any other instrument. You are all dicks! Glibbery sloppy dicks! :rant:





















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hell YEAH. if i find a good drummer i am polite as HELL to him.

and durp. the one joke i sort of enjoy about drummers was told like 90 billionty times in the comments. HURP-A-DURP.
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iunno why you guys are having trouble finding drummers.

i found a GREAT guy, his name is Roland
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i found my last drummer at the movies.

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