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I'm in the mood for some awesomely terrible films, so lets do this.

Starting off with:
Catman in Boxer's Blow
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcRJ8hxTnDE[/youtube]
After being scratched by a radioactive cat, Sam (a top U.S. Agent) develops incredible super-human powers. By using both his laser vision and his amazing strength, Sam and his partner Gus burst into an iron fisted, bullet popping battle against the Un-Holy Reverend Cheever! Cheever plans to distribute nuclear devices and plung (sic) the entire world into a nuclear catastrophe. He must be stopped! ACTION! ACTION! ACTION!


I haven't watched this yet, but I plan to tomorrow.

Anyone else got any?
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HAUSU

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I was just mentioning this to Achtane. I still haven't seen it.
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The Room? Its so great, and they have screenings with the retarded guy who wrote, produced starred in and directed the film :picard::
Ive got a copy I can send your way if you like.
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I'll have to find it online somewhere. I actually only remembered the name, because the dude was on an episode of Tim and Eric that was on last night.
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Yeah Tommy Wiseau, he's a God among men.
Other films:
Hobl with a shotgun
Troll 2
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_D9OjDoQ0[/youtube]

Mentioned it before, but WILD MOTHERFUCKING ZERO, best zombie movie of all time.
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Best part about Troll 2: there are no trolls in it (they are goblins). Actually it'd be really hard to pick just one best part from that movie. This is another best part really:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoXGg4tWdmg[/youtube]

Adam West's Tales From Beyond is almost as horrible as Troll 2.

The Gingerdead Man. The Stöned Age. Many more, but those are the ones I'm thinking of right now.

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urrrrrrr......... Dead Girl? i like cheesy ones where they're TRYING like Tomie or Suicide Circle/Maru.

i didn't like Hobo With A Shotgun. saw it in a smaller theater out here when it came out. no thank you.

Vulgar? the OG Buffy movie? Lord Of The Rings?
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Vulgar, yes! Fuck me that has one of the greatest antagonists ever.

"I'm gonna make hate to you." :rock: :cry:
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lol. i HATE the guy that plays Dante. like, i actually want to punch things when he's on screen in the Clerk movies. watching him stagger home with his pants full of his own ass blood was BEAUTIFULLY FULFILLING.
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behndy wrote:lol. i HATE the guy that plays Dante. like, i actually want to punch things when he's on screen in the Clerk movies. watching him stagger home with his pants full of his own ass blood was BEAUTIFULLY FULFILLING.

:lol: :omg:

Oh yeah and Boondock Saints. As much as I love it in every possible way, it really is a bad movie. Or it's a fuckin' masterpiece. I've watched that god damn thing 900 times and I still can't tell which. :idk:
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Attack of the Mushroom People.

Once Is Not Enough. quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

i've mentioned this one before: Change of Habit. Elvis Presley's last film, in which he plays an Albert Schweitzer-like doctor serving the poor in Africa opposite Mary Tyler Moore as a nun in crisis. the ending is nothing less than the Apotheosis of Elvis. it's truly fucked up in a "did i just SEE that?" way.
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Seconding "The Room"

Have you ever even wondered why it's called "The Room"? Think about it...it's because everything happens in a room, unless it's outside.
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