My friend just said via FB chat
"Man, it sucks that epic poetic tragedy (and thus some of the greatest works of human literature) are only for homos"
to which I responded
"Well, they're for homos, and Homers."
I then instructed him to get the fuck off the internet, because I just fucking won it.
Epic puns.
Moderator: Ghost Hip
-
theavondon
- Supporter
- Posts: 10742
- Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:58 am
- Location: Denton, TX
Epic puns.
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
NSFW: show
-
Gozu
- experienced
- Posts: 830
- Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:42 pm
- Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Re: Epic puns.
one of my jobs at work is to change the sign for upcoming releases, i always try and do a good pun for them but this was the best...
Darwin
listen to my band... www.facebook.com/its.pronounced.wallbehndy wrote:PUT YOUR PUSSY ON THE BOARD RIGHT FUCKING NOW SO DADDY CAN TREAT IT RIGHT YOU MOCHA GODDESS.
-
hazelwould
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 3590
- Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:35 pm
Re: Epic puns.
I am a punisher
-
the_carl
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1245
- Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:58 am
Re: Epic puns.
One time my girlfriend's can opener broke while we were cooking something. I responded with, "Well, I guess it's a can't opener now."
-
TroySanders
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1013
- Joined: Wed May 19, 2010 12:47 am
Re: Epic puns.
the_carl wrote:One time my girlfriend's can opener broke while we were cooking something. I responded with, "Well, I guess it's a can't opener now."
-
Achtane
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 14312
- Joined: Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:09 am
- Location: under the manchineel
Re: Epic puns.
When I used to play Gears of War online with some friends, we'd always be making shitty chainsaw-related puns as we chased people around with them.
"Don't fall apart on me, man!"
"He never saw it coming..."
"He's not half the man he used to be."
Good times...
"Don't fall apart on me, man!"
"He never saw it coming..."
"He's not half the man he used to be."
Good times...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
-
tuffteef
- IAMILFFAMOUS
- Posts: 7890
- Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 7:05 pm
- Location: Downunderverse
Re: Epic puns.
the_carl wrote:One time my girlfriend's can opener broke while we were cooking something. I responded with, "Well, I guess it's a can't opener now."
OH!
-
TroySanders
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1013
- Joined: Wed May 19, 2010 12:47 am
Re: Epic puns.
tuffteef wrote:the_carl wrote:One time my girlfriend's can opener broke while we were cooking something. I responded with, "Well, I guess it's a can't opener now."
OH!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HChzRB8h6LU[/youtube]
-
kaboom
- experienced
- Posts: 542
- Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:09 pm
- Location: denver, co
- Contact:
Re: Epic puns.
ages ago, my friends were having a pokemon vs digimon discussion, and i chimed in with "i like reggaemon"
"i hate you" is the best response i can hope for when i pun.
"i hate you" is the best response i can hope for when i pun.
-
dubkitty
- Supporter
- Posts: 14819
- Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:03 pm
- Location: somewhere between Never-Never Land and Wonderland, in a place called Never Wonder Land
Re: Epic puns.
i'm still rather proud of when Spacey was all pissed because his thread with the videos of Natalie Imbruglia singing "Torn" got locked, and i referred to it as a "Natalie Imbroglio."
i'm usually going for, "oh, FUCK you." though as often as not the reaction i get is "what?"
i'm usually going for, "oh, FUCK you." though as often as not the reaction i get is "what?"
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
DUBZ ÄLTER LOOPZ (2012-14): https://soundcloud.com/dubkitteh-1/sets ... ks-2012-14
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
DUBZ LOOPZ 2: THE NEXT GENERATION OUT NOW: https://on.soundcloud.com/9HKgc5xbaaYz6FNL7
DUBZ ÄLTER LOOPZ (2012-14): https://soundcloud.com/dubkitteh-1/sets ... ks-2012-14
-
TroySanders
- FAMOUS
- Posts: 1013
- Joined: Wed May 19, 2010 12:47 am
Re: Epic puns.
omg kaboom holy shit
-
behndy
- Supporter
- Posts: 19885
- Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:06 am
- Location: Cali. East Bay Yo.
- Contact:
Re: Epic puns.
gah. i'm a hater. puns make me physically ill.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC
