If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?

[Ilikewater]

So many choices! Ieatcats was close because our friendlies could mingle, but Behndy wins on distance and already havin hump in his name. Practicality wins.

[behndy]

isn't nieh like 10 years old?

......... i'm listenin.

So many choices! Ieatcats was close because our friendlies could mingle, but Behndy wins on distance and already havin hump in his name. Practicality wins.

yay! i'm EXPEDIENT!

[behndy]

So everyone on here is gay? What the fuck?! Where are the chicks?!!

i wouldn't say gayyyyyyyyyyy....... just mesmerized by the possibilities of all the awesome bro-flesh?

and i'd have to stay a top to pretend that i only like grrLs. i WILL give a reach-a-round, and decent head if someone's not HUGE. i don't have the most permissive of gag reflexes and i hate yakking.

but i'm even more intrigued with the Chicago Unkownz if she's all hermaphro-beard-grow'y. best of both world baybay!

....... only thing better than a cute Genital Two Party System layday would be if she was a midget. get all them fetishes packed into one delicious package? yes please.

[Fuzzy Fred]

So everyone on here is gay? What the fuck?! Where are the chicks?!!

i wouldn't say gayyyyyyyyyyy....... just mesmerized by the possibilities of all the awesome bro-flesh?

and i'd have to stay a top to pretend that i only like grrLs. i WILL give a reach-a-round, and decent head if someone's not HUGE. i don't have the most permissive of gag reflexes and i hate yakking.

but i'm even more intrigued with the Chicago Unkownz if she's all hermaphro-beard-grow'y. best of both world baybay!

....... only thing better than a cute Genital Two Party System layday would be if she was a midget. get all them fetishes packed into one delicious package? yes please.

unknownz in chi? HIT ME UP GRRRRRLLLL

giving that i have now creeped her out, i'd probably go with behndy cuz he'd treat me right

[behndy]

iiiiiiiiiiiiii WOULD. i can go from gentle to angry, very responsive to the situation. i'm like a mood ring. but cock based. a Mood Cock.

huh. i wonder if anybody ever made a Mood Cock Ring. it'd always be red for horny, but still. kidna cute.

AND YOU STAY AWAY FROM UNKNOWNY-PONY. I'VE ALMOST GOT MY GRRL INTERESTED IN TRYING OUT SOME LAYDAY TIME AND AN INNIE PLUS OUTIE GRRL MIGHT BE THE DEAL BREAKER I'M LOOKING FOR.

[Fuzzy Fred]

iiiiiiiiiiiiii WOULD. i can go from gentle to angry, very responsive to the situation. i'm like a mood ring. but cock based. a Mood Cock.

huh. i wonder if anybody ever made a Mood Cock Ring. it'd always be red for horny, but still. kidna cute.

AND YOU STAY AWAY FROM UNKNOWNY-PONY. I'VE ALMOST GOT MY GRRL INTERESTED IN TRYING OUT SOME LAYDAY TIME AND AN INNIE PLUS OUTIE GRRL MIGHT BE THE DEAL BREAKER I'M LOOKING FOR.

well, i mean, you'd probably like offer me delicious asian food and shit.

and dude































































dibs

[behndy]

psssssssh. Rule Of Conjoined Junk Hawtness. if a grrL is interested in a grrL, her interest supersedes, nay CRUSHES, any male "dibs" or "advances made" or "wining and dining".

sorry brah. since i can't do anything with anybody but my grrL unless SHE wants to do stuff with that person too... i'm going by The ROOLZ here homie.

and yesh. there would be many, MANY post-coital delicious Asian snackery.

[snipelfritz]

and i'd have to stay a top to pretend that i only like grrLs. i WILL give a reach-a-round, and decent head if someone's not HUGE. i don't have the most permissive of gag reflexes and i hate yakking.

soooooooooooooo, no BJ for me?

[Fuzzy Fred]

psssssssh. Rule Of Conjoined Junk Hawtness. if a grrL is interested in a grrL, her interest supersedes, nay CRUSHES, any male "dibs" or "advances made" or "wining and dining".

sorry brah. since i can't do anything with anybody but my grrL unless SHE wants to do stuff with that person too... i'm going by The ROOLZ here homie.

and yesh. there would be many, MANY post-coital delicious Asian snackery.

DON'T BREAK EDGE BRO RESPECT THE DIBS

*i would like to formally apologize to unknown for this, but... DON'T BREAK EDGE

[behndy]

see, that's why grrLs, ESPECIALLY grrrL on grrL is so rule breaking. THEY DON'T HAVE EDGES ON THEM. just delicious, delicious curvy bits. rounded parts. SLOPES AND SWOOSHES.

sorry meng. i don't make the rools. GrrL On GrrL Is Always Hawt is what you're contending with here. a veritable force of nature.

[Fuzzy Fred]

see, that's why grrLs, ESPECIALLY grrrL on grrL is so rule breaking. THEY DON'T HAVE EDGES ON THEM. just delicious, delicious curvy bits. rounded parts. SLOPES AND SWOOSHES.

sorry meng. i don't make the rools. GrrL On GrrL Is Always Hawt is what you're contending with here. a veritable force of nature.

DON'T BREAK EDGE

[behndy]

dood. Curves Beat Edges. again, i'm sorry. it's just how the world works.

and i am SO glad that UnkownyPony is a good sport. otherwise all this public discussion about the distribution of her lady parts might be awkward.

[dubkitty]

you boys better settle down, or the old silverback in the gorilla troop is gonna have something to say. if you know what i mean, and i think you do.

[behndy]

meh. she's purty, cool, and about half my age. means unatainable even if i did mewl around on my grrL. which i won't.

NOTHING YOU SAY CAN COME CLOSE TO EQUALING THAT CRUSHING DISSAPOINTMENT.

do your worst Silvered Fox Kitteh.

[dubkitty]

my wurst?