If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?

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you evil, sloppy, conniving SHE-DEVIL. totally stole my rhyme.

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*super huge blushes*

i mean....... if it's ONE person...... Erukus is my little dooder crush forever, but it'd probably be BriBri? chained up to a workbench? with loads of pedal parts? and i'd offer him lube for the eventual Hunker Down Sessions in trade for delicious one-off SS/BS/DFAS pedals?
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:hobbes:

and man, that picture is sooo old. my hair is much curlier nowadays without all the straightening and relaxing and shit. ALSO I GREW A BEARD SO I WOULD FIT IN.
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unownunown wrote: ALSO I GREW A BEARD SO I WOULD FIT IN.


THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
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.......... still interested. we could compare bounciness and become some horrible blonde-natural medusa CURL BEAST.

DAMN THIS BEAUTIFUL AND REWARDING RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH MY WIFE. DAMN IT TO HELL.
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YES, CURL BEASTS ARE THE BEST KIND!
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Wait, unownunown is a GIRL?

Shit, I feel like I just joined that group of guys that just hits on women on the internet, because they have a single common interest.

MY POST WAS MADE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT A MAN. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONTINENCE.
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I was really your first pick?
So this turned into another devi thread...
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I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.
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i also was unaware that UNKNOWABLE and KellanIUM32 were chickadees until they mentioned it.

and that is AWESOME.

Accidentally Appropriate Boners ROKK.

no offense.

Spacey - homie. you're just too obvious of a choice. it'd either be a wild, fluid EVERYwhere Rage Romp or like...... a surprisingly tender push and shove-it because you want to be cuddled and told how beautiful your eyes are every third thrust.

i'd be ok with either.
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I'm pretty sure you two getting all coitus'y would put Sherman's March to shame.
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SPACERITUAL wrote:I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.

I'LL FUCK YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY RANDOM CAPS BRO. I LOVE YOU SPACEBRO.
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SPACERITUAL wrote:I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.

Well I can't very well suggest you when i'm already inside you now can I...
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IEatCats wrote:
SPACERITUAL wrote:I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.

I'LL FUCK YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY RANDOM CAPS BRO. I LOVE YOU SPACEBRO.

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SPACERITUAL wrote:
IEatCats wrote:
SPACERITUAL wrote:I LIKE HOW NOBODY WANTED TO FUCK ME. YOU GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES FUCK YOU.

I'LL FUCK YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MY RANDOM CAPS BRO. I LOVE YOU SPACEBRO.

:hug:

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