If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?

unownunown · Post by **unownunown** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:42 pm

smileman... with some numbers or something?

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:45 pm

Scruffie wrote:
monkeydancer wrote:
McSpunckle wrote:Well, if we're gonna be fucking avatars, I'm goin' with unownunown. That avatar looks ready for me.

Well I was assuming Scruffie looks like his, and he assured me he kinda sorta did, so I guess this is still on.

Well... i'm a little more white and pale than Prince and also nearer 5'11... and my hair is straight rakey brown/black...

Plus I lost all my purple velvet suits so I generally wear casual black shirts.

I can stick some chorus on and play purple rain though? Plus we're both U.K. residents, it'll atleast be a cheaper fuck than the rest. Plus i'm skinny with curves and put out. Yeah i'm pretty much Prince.

It seems like this should go well.

IEatCats · Post by **IEatCats** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:51 pm

unownunown wrote:BEST NOOB 2012.

wait after ieatcats, that dude is my favorite.

Dawwww

And after that comment, I'd take unownunown's chocolate cherry. I need romancin' before I do the dirty. :animal:

And doesn't anyone want a piece of this rad stache?

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:55 pm

What rad stache? I know nothing of rad 'staches.

counterdestroy · Post by **counterdestroy** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:03 pm

donovan for sure

counterdestroy · Post by **counterdestroy** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:04 pm

actually, maybe fooman. it'd be like fucking a weird doppelganger

theavondon · Post by **theavondon** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:08 pm

IEatCats wrote:
unownunown wrote:BEST NOOB 2012.

wait after ieatcats, that dude is my favorite.

Dawwww

And after that comment, I'd take unownunown's chocolate cherry. I need romancin' before I do the dirty.

And doesn't anyone want a piece of this rad stache?

Wow, what a post.

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:09 pm

Wooo, i'm getting laid! PM me your address monkeydancer... and wear a dress... I have cake, gin and roofies.

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:15 pm

Scruffie wrote:Wooo, i'm getting laid! PM me your address monkeydancer... and wear a dress... I have cake, gin and roofies.

I love all of those things, see you later tonight! :yay:

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:39 pm

monkeydancer wrote:
Scruffie wrote:Wooo, i'm getting laid! PM me your address monkeydancer... and wear a dress... I have cake, gin and roofies.

I love all of those things, see you later tonight!

Giggidy

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:50 pm

I WILL TRADE AVATAR SEXINS WITH MUDFUZZ
SO
FUCKING
LONELY

bigchiefbc · Post by **bigchiefbc** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:54 pm

If Scruffie were actually Prince, that would be the obvious choice, because Prince is the sexiest human being on the face of the planet, regardless of your sexual orientation.

Otherwise, its a pretty tough choice. I don't want to choose one of our 2 (or 3, whatever) girls, because that's just too obvious.

Mr. Hoy would be a good choice, because he'd cook me a kick-ass breakfast the next morning.

I might have to go with Behndy though, just so I can hang out with the cuddly bastard. Goddamn I wish we weren't 3000 miles away from each other man. I would totally stalk you.

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:01 am

Just to try and get more hebitches in my man stable, I used to be a chef too bigchief so I could cook for you...

And I love cuddles.

Rygot · Post by **Rygot** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:03 am

theactionindex wrote:THE ENTIRE SHARK TANK.

Awwwww yeah.

Shark tank orgy?

IEatCats · Post by **IEatCats** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:14 am

monkeydancer wrote:What rad stache? I know nothing of rad 'staches.

This rad stache. Although, it's much smaller now.

ilovefuzz.com

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