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[coldbrightsunlight]

Faaake.

[Big Mon]

...yet still pretty damn funny

[coldbrightsunlight]

Oh yeah, it's still funny, was just sayin'.

[bigchiefbc]

Faaake.

[snipelfritz]

cripes, just shoot into the toilet tank like a civilized human. it's a fucking LIBRARY, people...show some respect.

When you're holding the encyclopedia in one hand, and working with the other, it can be difficult to keep focus...

Dude you gotta come to my school's library. They've got back copies of National Geographic all the way to the 1920's.

[Haki]

So Bassus, wanna chime in with some stories here?

[Big Mon]

So Bassus, wanna chime in with some stories here?

yes,plz

[Caesar]

Back when I was in college, I had to checkout some volumes of The Golden Bough. While I going to the back corner of the 4th floor to get them, there was a couple getting it on. They were mostly dressed except for their conjoined bits. I literally had to step over them to get the books. They kept right on going. I made eye contact with the girl (who was on top) and got that "don't tell daddy" look. Got my books. Stood there for a second. Maneuvered my way around them. When home. got stoned. Jerked off.

The important point to the story was that over the course of the semester, I stole all 12 volumes of The Golden Bough.

[Big Mon]

Back when I was in college, I had to checkout some volumes of The Golden Bough. While I going to the back corner of the 4th floor to get them, there was a couple getting it on. They were mostly dressed except for their conjoined bits. I literally had to step over them to get the books. They kept right on going. I made eye contact with the girl (who was on top) and got that "don't tell daddy" look. Got my books. Stood there for a second. Maneuvered my way around them. When home. got stoned. Jerked off.

The important point to the story was that over the course of the semester, I stole all 12 volumes of The Golden Bough.

Beautiful

[kevinhifi]

I think if I had found some official University letterhead when I was in college, I would have drafted something similar. College humor never changes I guess.

There were a couple dudes caught spankin' it right out in the open at the library during my four years.

[Fuzzy Fred]

my friend was in class, and this kid, fucking genius, would wait 20 minutes, start his test and still be the first one done. ended up going to yale or something, but anyways, they're taking a test and this girl drops her pencil like halfway through, all of a sudden, she goes to pick up her pencil and she sees this kid, who literally sat right in the middle of the room, dropped trou and started rubbing one out. she screams, everyone looks and there's this kid in the middle of the classroom, pants around his ankles and hand on his dick.

best part of the story? kid's last name was mackin. whackin' mackin was his new name, even some teachers called him that. surprisingly, he didn't get in much trouble

[kevinhifi]

my friend was in class, and this kid, fucking genius, would wait 20 minutes, start his test and still be the first one done. ended up going to yale or something, but anyways, they're taking a test and this girl drops her pencil like halfway through, all of a sudden, she goes to pick up her pencil and she sees this kid, who literally sat right in the middle of the room, dropped trou and started rubbing one out. she screams, everyone looks and there's this kid in the middle of the classroom, pants around his ankles and hand on his dick.

best part of the story? kid's last name was mackin. whackin' mackin was his new name, even some teachers called him that. surprisingly, he didn't get in much trouble

Sounds like a story written by Kevin Smith. I can totally imagine Brody from Mall Rats telling it.

[Chumley]

my friend was in class, and this kid, fucking genius, would wait 20 minutes, start his test and still be the first one done. ended up going to yale or something, but anyways, they're taking a test and this girl drops her pencil like halfway through, all of a sudden, she goes to pick up her pencil and she sees this kid, who literally sat right in the middle of the room, dropped trou and started rubbing one out. she screams, everyone looks and there's this kid in the middle of the classroom, pants around his ankles and hand on his dick.

best part of the story? kid's last name was mackin. whackin' mackin was his new name, even some teachers called him that. surprisingly, he didn't get in much trouble

I've seen kids getting away with taking bong rips in class, but that's something entirely more beautiful.
No homo, I guess.