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[behndy]

"that's it kitteh. i've had enough of this fucking world and so have you."

*holds kitten to the side of head so one pull of the trigger gets them both*

"see you on the other side you magnificent clawed bastARD."

BOOM.

[behndy]

also, bears doing cocaine.

[Fuzzy Fred]

dudes, one time at my college there was this like anti stress week, and they said they were going to be bringing in a bunch of animals from a shelter. since i was on the paper, and the girl in photo was covering it and was cute i went with her. cute girls, cute little puppies and kittens frolicking about? i couldn't miss it for the world. so i show up and we walk in the room and there's one, count it, ONE motherfucking kitten in a cage. i ask if i can hold the kitten and the lady says "oh, you really can't. she has a terminal disease"

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BRING IN A DYING CAT TO CHEER PEOPLE UP?!?!?!

but, idk why, i always just imagined they would transform this multipurpose room into a garden with flowers and daffodils and tall grass and a slow breeze blowing the grass around and then little puppies and kittens working together to jump up and try and catch butterflies and then we'd all roll around, but it never happened. and thus was born the band name for my post hardcore project: we were promised puppies

You should have offed yourself right there to make a point.

damn, i should have. you should be a life coach

[amishrobots]

what the heck happened to this conversation???

here, i just came by to drop this off:

[amishrobots]

As a bisexual male, I find this image, and it's vilification of my sexual practices entirely offensive. I demand that it be removed immediately!

also, the spelling is wrong.

[nieh]

As a bisexual male, I find this image, and it's vilification of my sexual practices entirely offensive. I demand that it be removed immediately!

also, the spelling is wrong.

who are you?

[unownunown]

obviously they're an authority on the subject. and i loved their post.

LET'S STOP ASKING NON-REG MEMBERS WHO THEY ARE, IT'S OBNOXIOUS!

[nieh]

obviously they're an authority on the subject. and i loved their post.

LET'S STOP ASKING NON-REG MEMBERS WHO THEY ARE, IT'S OBNOXIOUS!

...who are you?

[MSUsousaphone]

?

[IEatCats]

obviously they're an authority on the subject. and i loved their post.

LET'S STOP ASKING NON-REG MEMBERS WHO THEY ARE, IT'S OBNOXIOUS!

...who are you?

...Who are you?

[futuresailors]

I AM

[RR Bigman]

Note to self; don't discuss politics or religion on the internet.

[theavondon]

Note to self; don't discuss politics or religion on the internet.

Key to staying fly until death.

[My name is Mudd]

...who are you?

I am, I am, I am Superman and I know what's happening
I am, I am, I am Superman and I can do anything

[Jenesis]

I also got banned from HCFX for using "the N word" in a joking manner. So did the other guy, who used "cracker".



Totally worth it.