It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[MSUsousaphone]

Yeah, I saw where you said to that custom add on....and that's the part that sounded so fucking cool. That Fuck Puzzle sounds awesome, too. Dayum. This site's going to make me spend so much money. The other day I picked up my bass to jam some Maiden.....I had to use three fingers to gallop. I haven't had to use three fingers to gallop in years. All this playing with effects is making my fingers go from Jimmy Dean Leans to full flegded Kielbasa.

[behndy]

i don't even own a bass anymore. i just turn on pedals and let them play with each other and watch the pretty lights.

AND I AM A GODDAMN AMERICAN. IF I CAN'T BECOME THE PERSON I WANT TO BE IN ONE DAY OF EFFORT THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY PUPPY-FUCKING WRONG.

[MSUsousaphone]

MSU's next course of action to obtain Polygrace:

1) Become Beh's benificiary.

2) Mail Beh bacon daily.

3) Wait.

[My name is Mudd]

Mmm...bacon...

[behndy]

01) realize Behn's already willed everything to Erukusususus

02) have bacon sent back 'cause i'm a pseudo-vegi and the hatred for bacon was the first step (i know, i'm a bad person)

03) ????????

04) PROFIT.

[MSUsousaphone]

I'm with you on bacon. It's overrated. Sausage is where it's at. And steal more underpants.

[behndy]

i'm a pussy. no land meat or air meat. just fishes and vegies. and dairy.

i could give a fuck about the animals. i never loved meat, was trying HARD to get up in this Muslim grrL, no pork for awhile made all the meats taste weird. havna looked back.

i stil eat like shit though. avocado and sour cream and ice cream and cream sauce...... hella milk and sugar in anything vaguely coffe-ish.

FUCK THIS BODY. I'M TAKING IT DOWN WITH ME.

[MSUsousaphone]

Whoa....not so fast, man. I mean, for fuck's sake. I'm not in the Will, yet.

[behndy]

Oiled Up 300 Style Homoerotic Nude Spartan Wrestling between you and Erukus.

GO.

[Mudfuzz]

[behndy]

"LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBBB-oh GAWD. put your fucking clothes back on you pasty fucking honkies. MY EYES. THEY LIED. THE GOGGLES DO NOTTHHHINNNNNG."

[D.o.S.]

The goggles do everything.

[My name is Mudd]

...just fishes and vegies. and dairy.

And I'm living off of grass
And the drippings from the ceiling
But it's OK to eat fish
'Cause they don't have any feelings

- Nirvana, Something In The Way

[behndy]

STOOPID BARNACLES.

stoopid TASTY barnicles.

[Eric!]

STOOPID NIRVANA

We've really been on the same brainwaves lately!