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wsas3 wrote:Thankfully she didn't see that response :lol:




SHOW IT TO HER. NOW. DONT PUSSY OUT. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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Does it have to be so loud????

Well...yes it does!
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theavondon wrote:"Your band physically hurts me, why do you have to be so loud?" (actually, that was also one of the awesomer things I've ever been told by a girl)

"I really like Bright Eyes. My favorite album is I'm Wide Awake it's Morning" (YOU KNOW, HE HAS OTHER ALBUMS. ALSO, OTHER BANDS EXIST, GIRLS)

"I love reading! I really like Harry Potter."

"I don't really like bands that scream." (though, this was said by a girl who is obsessed with Boris, so, give and take, y'know)


Hey, I really like Bright Eyes...

and I'm Wide Awake its Morning is a good album.

Fight me :snax:
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I'm pretty sure if he fought you you'd just cry into your combination scarf-and-turtleneck and write mopey songs about the Midwest.
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D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure if he fought you you'd just cry into your combination scarf-and-turtleneck and write mopey songs about the Midwest.



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SPACERITUAL wrote:
wsas3 wrote:Thankfully she didn't see that response :lol:




SHOW IT TO HER. NOW. DONT PUSSY OUT. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

She already passed out, I'll show her tomorrow
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wsas3 wrote:
SPACERITUAL wrote:
wsas3 wrote:Thankfully she didn't see that response :lol:




SHOW IT TO HER. NOW. DONT PUSSY OUT. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

She already passed out, I'll show her tomorrow
AND I'm JUST SOME DEWD M'KAY?


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D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure if he fought you you'd just cry into your combination scarf-and-turtleneck and write mopey songs about the Midwest.


i don't own a turtleneck but other than that, your story is pretty accurate
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MaxMaps wrote:"my friends don't like you because you stare their tits"

:idk:
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"I honestly prefer Leftover Crack to Big Black."

this is a relationship with an expiration date.
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theavondon wrote:"I love reading! I really like Harry Potter."
You need to stop picking up girls in the school playground ... :lol:

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one person:
basically every other sentence was sheer dumb. the other half was good.

ultimately not worth it so i tried to stop liking her :U
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MEC wrote:
MaxMaps wrote:"my friends don't like you because you stare their tits"

:idk:


What can I say ? I love boobs.
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