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unownunown wrote:
SPACERITUAL wrote:
unownunown wrote:"i think shoegaze is boring."

DUDE BECAME CONSIDERABLY LESS ATTRACTIVE AFTER THAT MOMENT.

also anything about any ex girlfriend ever. i'm probably better than she is so shut up.



He probably meant "im not interested in your music preferences you should put out more"....just sayin.


i didn't say anything about not fucking him anymore though. :lol:




Bro you can always put out more. Dont you read cosmo?
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SPACERITUAL wrote: Dude rashida jones has suck a nice ass.


Rashida Jones is an all around babe.

idk, most of my bad experiences with girls have ended because "i'm too nice" and then they complain about how they can't find nice guys :whateva:

now that i want to punch them in the face, does that mean we can get back together? :poke:
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"Your band physically hurts me, why do you have to be so loud?" (actually, that was also one of the awesomer things I've ever been told by a girl)

"I really like Bright Eyes. My favorite album is I'm Wide Awake it's Morning" (YOU KNOW, HE HAS OTHER ALBUMS. ALSO, OTHER BANDS EXIST, GIRLS)

"I love reading! I really like Harry Potter."

"I don't really like bands that scream." (though, this was said by a girl who is obsessed with Boris, so, give and take, y'know)
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To be fair, Harry Potter is a pretty well-written story.

Judging by the movies, anyways.

Like I'm gonna read that bullshit.


Anyways, I had a girlfriend that got all sorts of into the "new age" shit. She tried to convince me that wheat was poisonous to humans and water was bad for you.

What an idiot.
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McSpunckle wrote:Anyways, I had a girlfriend that got all sorts of into the "new age" shit. She tried to convince me that wheat was poisonous to humans and water was bad for you.

What an idiot.


Says the water-drinker!
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"Why do you spend so much time on ILF?"
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McSpunckle wrote:Anyways, I had a girlfriend that got all sorts of into the "new age" shit. She tried to convince me that wheat was poisonous to humans and water was bad for you.

What an idiot.


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"I think you're not mature enough" (AFTER TWO YEARS)

"Why is your music so sad?" (WHY IS THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO SO HAPPY?!)
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wsas3 wrote:"Why do you spend so much time on ILF?"
She's watching me type this too, she's asking me not to :lol:



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....srs though who the fuck are you????
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Thankfully she didn't see that response :lol:
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wsas3 wrote:Thankfully she didn't see that response :lol:




SHOW IT TO HER. NOW. DONT PUSSY OUT. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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Does it have to be so loud????

Well...yes it does!
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