One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...

[Psyre]

Last year, my ex and I were sitting on this ritzy couch in a ritzy hotel in a ritzy town in Northern Greece.

She is sitting with her legs across my lap and we are just sitting in silence. (Because I feel real couples can truly just enjoy silence together )

She then breaks the silence with "You know, I really like older men, like guys in their mid 30's" (We're 20)

I knew she was thinking "I need to get out of this relationship because this kid will never make enough money to bring me back to a place like this"

I was thinking "Shit, she is gonna break up with me, I'll never be able to bring her back to a place like this"

A couple weeks after we got back from Europe she broke up with me..... I would have never been bale to take her back to a place like that.

Fuck, I loved her

[dubkitty]

(more than one individual):

"i own your soul."

"we don't have to do what's right; we have a court order."

"you're a nasty, dangerous little man." (i actually used this last as a sig line on another forum for awhile)

"Stephen King is actually a really good writer."

[jfrey]

"Stephen King is actually a really good writer."

I groaned out loud when I read this one.

[dubkitty]

imagine how i felt.

[counterdestroy]

Last year, my ex and I were sitting on this ritzy couch in a ritzy hotel in a ritzy town in Northern Greece.

She is sitting with her legs across my lap and we are just sitting in silence. (Because I feel real couples can truly just enjoy silence together )

She then breaks the silence with "You know, I really like older men, like guys in their mid 30's" (We're 20)

I knew she was thinking "I need to get out of this relationship because this kid will never make enough money to bring me back to a place like this"

I was thinking "Shit, she is gonna break up with me, I'll never be able to bring her back to a place like this"

A couple weeks after we got back from Europe she broke up with me..... I would have never been bale to take her back to a place like that.

Fuck, I loved her

goddamn that's rough.

[kbit]

Last year, my ex and I were sitting on this ritzy couch in a ritzy hotel in a ritzy town in Northern Greece.

She is sitting with her legs across my lap and we are just sitting in silence. (Because I feel real couples can truly just enjoy silence together )

She then breaks the silence with "You know, I really like older men, like guys in their mid 30's" (We're 20)

I knew she was thinking "I need to get out of this relationship because this kid will never make enough money to bring me back to a place like this"

I was thinking "Shit, she is gonna break up with me, I'll never be able to bring her back to a place like this"

A couple weeks after we got back from Europe she broke up with me..... I would have never been bale to take her back to a place like that.

Fuck, I loved her

goddamn that's rough.

Seriously.

[SPACERITUAL]

Last year, my ex and I were sitting on this ritzy couch in a ritzy hotel in a ritzy town in Northern Greece.

She is sitting with her legs across my lap and we are just sitting in silence. (Because I feel real couples can truly just enjoy silence together )

She then breaks the silence with "You know, I really like older men, like guys in their mid 30's" (We're 20)

I knew she was thinking "I need to get out of this relationship because this kid will never make enough money to bring me back to a place like this"

I was thinking "Shit, she is gonna break up with me, I'll never be able to bring her back to a place like this"

A couple weeks after we got back from Europe she broke up with me..... I would have never been bale to take her back to a place like that.

Fuck, I loved her

Fuck her best friend or shit in her driveway. If she has a welcome mat id say try to shit on that but few people actually have those these days and its always by the door so its tricky but worth it.

[behndy]

I had a girl ask me what I was thinking all the time in High School. At first I tried to make up intelligent sounding stuff but I grew tired and just shared my then adolescent-depressed thoughts. She lost interest quickly.

My favourite was at a party in my flat: "Did you read all these books?"

ABOUT MY PENIS. THAT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT EVER. IF I'M NOT DOING SOMETHING TO DISTRACT MYSELF, THEN I'M THINKING ABOUT MY COCK.

....... my grrL's from Japan originally and while her Englits is DAMN good, she drops phrases or ways of saying stuff on me all the time that make me giggle, or pee in happiness or just blank out in deep serious thought.

but if i shared that kind of stuff she'd find out and cut me. i don't want to get cut.

[Psyre]

Fuck her best friend or shit in her driveway. If she has a welcome mat id say try to shit on that but few people actually have those these days and its always by the door so its tricky but worth it.

Well there were a couple times when her bf and I (who are still pretty close and hang out on a bi-weekly basis got drunk enough and were gonna just make out or something, but I couldn't bring myself to do it at the time....now I probably would.

[phantasmagorovich]

Fuck her best friend or shit in her driveway. If she has a welcome mat id say try to shit on that but few people actually have those these days and its always by the door so its tricky but worth it.

Well there were a couple times when her bf and I (who are still pretty close and hang out on a bi-weekly basis got drunk enough and were gonna just make out or something, but I couldn't bring myself to do it at the time....now I probably would.

Well then fuck the bf (does that mean boyfriend?) on the welcome mat and let all the world know that not only you are "so over it" but also she is so horrible that you abjure females altogether now.

[Schlatte]

I think bf stands for best friend in that context...

[Ilikewater]

"how many guitars do you need?"
as many as I can fucking afford.

"how many 'distortion' pedals (she's slowly learning fuzz) do you need?"

"you have like 20 tabs open"

"that pedal sounds just like the other ones"

"btw I may have HPV"

"btw I may hav herpes"

"I wasn't sick, I was at my ex's house"

"why would you fuck me and not want to MARRY ME!!!!????"

bitches
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[unownunown]

"i think shoegaze is boring."

DUDE BECAME CONSIDERABLY LESS ATTRACTIVE AFTER THAT MOMENT.

also anything about any ex girlfriend ever. i'm probably better than she is so shut up.

[SPACERITUAL]

"i think shoegaze is boring."

DUDE BECAME CONSIDERABLY LESS ATTRACTIVE AFTER THAT MOMENT.

also anything about any ex girlfriend ever. i'm probably better than she is so shut up.

He probably meant "im not interested in your music preferences you should put out more"....just sayin.

Although the last time i actually paid for my dates meal (something i try never to do honestly) she said something in the neighborhood of like "i think the juxtaposition of mexican and sushi is wrong and id idnt like it" and what i really meant is "im really disinterested in your food preferences you should put out more". Srsly. Dude rashida jones has suck a nice ass.

[unownunown]

"i think shoegaze is boring."

DUDE BECAME CONSIDERABLY LESS ATTRACTIVE AFTER THAT MOMENT.

also anything about any ex girlfriend ever. i'm probably better than she is so shut up.

He probably meant "im not interested in your music preferences you should put out more"....just sayin.

i didn't say anything about not fucking him anymore though.