One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...

[Ghost Hip]

She liked Reel Big Fish better than They Might Be Giants. I'm not sure if it bothered me that she liked them better, or that she put them in the same category for comparison... but still...



Post things significant others, fuck buddies, bed mates, or people of your fancy said that have irritated you or made you go

[hbombgraphics]

My wife once told me I was a slower typer than she was. She wouldn't let it go for about a week.

It was rediculous because at the time about half my day was data.

Naturally I had to smoke her on a typing test.

And then I got yelled at for rubbing things in!

[Achtane]

I was in serious 5th grade love with this girl in my class and wanted to give her a bracelet so she'd be my girlfriend or something. That's how things work.
So I spent my entire $20 savings on this turquoise thing, decorated the little box, worked up my nerve and approached her on the last day of school. FUCK YEAH, LET'S DO THIS!
"I don't want it. Give it to someone else."

She crushed my soul on that day.
It's true that only jerks played woodwinds in band class. I played tuba, she played clarinet, it just wasn't meant to be.

[jfrey]

My girlfriend once asked me what a "sub" was.

I asked her what she thought Subway sold.

She said "Big sandwiches?"

[Schlatte]

My ex-girlfriend asked me what my oscilloscope does.... I was like "what do you think it's doing"- She: "It's a mobile television from the 80s!"

[Ghost Hip]

My girlfriend once asked me what a "sub" was.

I asked her what she thought Subway sold.

She said "Big sandwiches?"

[kbit]

"It's your first time; trust me, we'll have time."
WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME.

(This was my first girlfriend, not my current.)

I was in serious 5th grade love with this girl in my class and wanted to give her a bracelet so she'd be my girlfriend or something. That's how things work.
So I spent my entire $20 savings on this turquoise thing, decorated the little box, worked up my nerve and approached her on the last day of school. FUCK YEAH, LET'S DO THIS!
"I don't want it. Give it to someone else."

She crushed my soul on that day.
It's true that only jerks played woodwinds in band class. I played tuba, she played clarinet, it just wasn't meant to be.

Dude. even if that was years ago,

My girlfriend once asked me what a "sub" was.

I asked her what she thought Subway sold.

She said "Big sandwiches?"

Totally thought this was going in a "dom/sub" direction.

[SPACERITUAL]

"Not tonight."
"I want you to meet my parents"
"I want you to come to my church"
"I want you to respect me"
"Do you have to look through the entire used section?"
"I'm not that kind of girl"
"I think I might be pregnant"
"I love you"

[theactionindex]

"I want you to come to my church"

[hbombgraphics]

Wife:
Why do you need all these records when they make CD's?

Girlfriend (13-14 years ago)
GF "What are you thinking?"
Me "This isn't going to work"

I hate being asked what I am thinking.
If my wife had ever asked that I would not be married to her.

[devnulljp]

[jfrey]

I hate being asked what I am thinking.

I always answer "nothing" or "other women".

[hbombgraphics]

I hate being asked what I am thinking.

I always answer "nothing" or "other women".

generally either one of those things could be true.

I like to say "if you have to ask you won't understand"

[kbit]

"Do you have to look through the entire used section?"

Was such a problem with my ex.

I hate being asked what I am thinking.

Ditto. Although I'm trying to work on it.

[phantasmagorovich]

I had a girl ask me what I was thinking all the time in High School. At first I tried to make up intelligent sounding stuff but I grew tired and just shared my then adolescent-depressed thoughts. She lost interest quickly.

My favourite was at a party in my flat: "Did you read all these books?"