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I really want to go back to Germany right now.


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behndy wrote:they had some cool stuff, but fuck. they're not THAT special.
Yeah, I like maybe a half dozen of their songs, spread out over what, 5 albums now? Not that impressive of a ratio. They're not the worst band out there, but they definitely didn't change my life.
And NONE of their songs are difficult to play. I'll give him a little bit of credit that he has opened up a whole lot of people to fx on bass that would never have entertained the idea. And I'm willing to tolerate the attendant group of fanbois more than the fogies that inhabit the rest of talkbass
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true that. lesser of two evils i guess.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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Achtane wrote:I don't get fishnet.
after i saw that picture, i was going to post "i don't get the big deal about fishnets"
its like, just save the money and pay for condoms
So this turned into another devi thread...
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I don't get why you guys don't get them...
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y'know what I DO get?
German gurlz. Gottdang.
German gurlz. Gottdang.
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yah. fishnet a'ight. all kinds of leggings is good though. but the best? high sock type shits.
gawd. even makes white grrL loom hella sexy. and i usually don't dig on honkies at ALL.
unless it's me. that's the hot shit righr there. remember, it's not gay if you're getting off to video of a dude doing stuff to himself, as long as that dude in the video is you.
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gawd. even makes white grrL loom hella sexy. and i usually don't dig on honkies at ALL.
unless it's me. that's the hot shit righr there. remember, it's not gay if you're getting off to video of a dude doing stuff to himself, as long as that dude in the video is you.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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A1 post, 5 stars would read again
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
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'kay! here!
behndy wrote:yah. fishnet a'ight. all kinds of leggings is good though. but the best? high sock type shits.NSFW: show
gawd. even makes white grrL loom hella sexy. and i usually don't dig on honkies at ALL.
unless it's me. that's the hot shit righr there. remember, it's not gay if you're getting off to video of a dude doing stuff to himself, as long as that dude in the video is you.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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wsas3 wrote:I'm sick of people sucking the bassists dick for hysteris....
i can play that....
And i'm the worst bassist to grace this planet
its just open string octave-y shit.
wow people are dumb.
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Gearmond wrote:wsas3 wrote:I'm sick of people sucking the bassists dick for hysteris....
i can play that....
And i'm the worst bassist to grace this planet
its just open string octave-y shit.
wow people are dumb.
Also, fun tip!
To anyone that has played a Xerograph Deluxe (and thus, loved it, naturally), you may find yourself torn between setting it to be used for big synthy sweeps, and setting it to be all envelopy-quacky (basically, where to set the SENS knob) - I have a solution! If you stick a volume pedal after your dirt but before the Xero and fine-tune it, you can have both! Or at least be a little closer. This VPjr I picked up has been surprisingly VERY handy for numerous applications! I keep it in my feedback loop as well, to tame the feedbackingness.
Good times.
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I was playing the ping-pong troll game on talkbass today. two of my posts got deleted, two stayed and I got immediately asked if "I just lost my virginity on a pingpong table or summthing"... good times.. good times...
I think I have to log in to tb more often now
I think I have to log in to tb more often now

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yah. lately outside of checking the PYPB and Coming And Going threads i don't do much over there.
if i want to talk to lifers that know a lot about running all IME's and a 4 string Fender into a SVT or hear somebody condescend to me because PLUGGING STRAIGHT IN IS THE WAY TO DO BASSSSSS then it's a GREAT place to go.
some cool peoples there still. but here? MUCHMUCHMUCH better.
if i want to talk to lifers that know a lot about running all IME's and a 4 string Fender into a SVT or hear somebody condescend to me because PLUGGING STRAIGHT IN IS THE WAY TO DO BASSSSSS then it's a GREAT place to go.
some cool peoples there still. but here? MUCHMUCHMUCH better.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC










