this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. off.

[wsas3]

Most coffee is terrible? ARE YOU CRAZY?
And how does putting buttloads of sugar in a caffeinated beverage make you a man? Nah.

[madmax1012]

Most coffee is terrible? ARE YOU CRAZY?
And how does putting buttloads of sugar in a caffeinated beverage make you a man? Nah.

black coffee is way more hardcore.

[nieh]

I flavored coffee. I always just drink it black.

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[unownunown]

Most coffee is terrible? ARE YOU CRAZY?
And how does putting buttloads of sugar in a caffeinated beverage make you a man? Nah.

i mean whenever i go out somewhere and get coffee it usually sucks so much i wish i had gotten tea instead. if i'm making it or going somewhere that actually can make coffee the right way it's good but i totally agree, most coffee is terrible.

[Rygot]

Yep, get it from somewhere who knows how to make the shit, or do it yourself.

Thats the only acceptable black coffee.

Also, I drink bitch drinks, like lattes. Yeah, fuck you.
Hipster Pride.

[wsas3]

Eh, as long as it retains most coffee flavour then you're not THAT much of a bitch hehehe
And coffee is just too amazing and addictive to not drink all the time just because you can't find topquality stuff. THATS WHAT MAKES A MAN A MAN M'KAY?

[Jenesis]

Sounds fucking revolting.

[Rygot]

Eh, as long as it retains most coffee flavour then you're not THAT much of a bitch hehehe
And coffee is just too amazing and addictive to not drink all the time just because you can't find topquality stuff. THATS WHAT MAKES A MAN A MAN M'KAY?

Meh, I drink it all the time either way, acceptable or not.

[DuoSonicII]

1. WTF is ASDA?
2. Maddox wants his writing style back.

[theavondon]

Look. Here's a recipe to blow your dick off.

1) Pour a cup of black coffee.
2) Look at the cup of coffee.
3) Drink coffee.
4) Shoot a nailgun at your cock.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

Look. Here's a recipe to blow your dick off.

1) Pour a cup of black coffee.
2) Look at the cup of coffee.
3) Drink coffee.
4) Shoot a nailgun at your cock.

I lol'd irl.

[DarkAxel]

I very much enjoy the taste of coffee with cream and sugar, gentlemen... dunno, i just ENJOY it, enjoy the texture... and that's extremely important to me.

if i were to choose i'd choose cream. sugar can fuck itself

[snipelfritz]

Instant coffee + sugar = surely you don't have a vagina, you are one. One big, saggy vagina comprises your entire existence.

Yes. This drink will blow your dick off because if you drink it, you certainly don't deserve to have one.




Also, if time has taught us one thing, it's that mixing foods together certainly is not the future. People like eating; it's indulgent and fun. All inclusive pills, shakes, and nonsense bowls by KFC are all regressive steps backwards that will surely not stand up to the steam-train of time.

Ultimately, my point is that corn and potatoes should NEVER be mixed. It's an abomination.

[behndy]

i am a pretty lady. with pretty lady tastes. if you want to get into my sweet yet salty panties, you're going to have to sex me up with some creamy, sugar laden coffee like beverage.

[theavondon]

Instant coffee + sugar = surely you don't have a vagina, you are one. One big, saggy vagina comprises your entire existence.

Yes. This drink will blow your dick off because if you drink it, you certainly don't deserve to have one.




Also, if time has taught us one thing, it's that mixing foods together certainly is not the future. People like eating; it's indulgent and fun. All inclusive pills, shakes, and nonsense bowls by KFC are all regressive steps backwards that will surely not stand up to the steam-train of time.

Ultimately, my point is that corn and potatoes should NEVER be mixed. It's an abomination.

Look, though I agree with you on the coffee part, SWEET CORN AND MASHED POTATOES IS FUCKING DELICIOUS.


It's at the cheese and chicken part that KFC loses me.